Emma Stone’s Soul Dies Waiting for Perfect Domain in Super Bowl Noir
KEY POINTS
- •The Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots will compete in Super Bowl LX on Sunday, with advertisers battling fiercely during breaks.
- •Squarespace featured Emma Stone distressed over an unavailable domain name in a noir-style commercial to stand out in a crowded lineup.
- •Popular personalities like William Shatner, Post Malone, and Kendall Jenner appear in varied ads promoting products from Raisin Bran to sports betting.
In the thrilling showdown of Super Bowl LX, not only are the Seattle Seahawks and New England Patriots duking it out on the field, but advertisers are wrestling for eyeballs and wallets too. Squarespace starring Emma Stone, channeling noir despair, cries over a domain name that’s apparently as elusive as a touchdown in a drought. Meanwhile, Kajillionaire William Shatner shill aka 'Will Shat' promotes Kellogg’s Raisin Bran, proving fiber's still sexy. Bud Light throws a keg down a hill with Post Malone, Peyton Manning, and Shane Gillis acting like it’s 1999. Dove pumps positivity, Pringles invent love with 'Pringleleo'. Ben Stiller dons an '80s suit with Benson Boone flipping on-stage for Instacart because nothing says grocery delivery like high kicks. Kendall Jenner jokes about the Kardashian Curse for Fanatics Sportsbook — because why not? Pepsi trolls Coca-Cola’s polar bears with Taika Waititi prescribing bear therapy when the fizz gets tough. Hims & Hers slap the rich on longevity, and Novartis recruits ex-NFL tight ends including the Gronk to remind men about prostate screenings. Even the Christian campaign 'He Gets Us' pokes at our obsession with toys and likes. All these efforts compete fiercely on Sunday while we collectively pretend not to care about ads lasting longer than games.
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A movie star cries over an internet address while others throw beer kegs and chips in desperate ads. Congratulations, Super Bowl advertisers just made marketing a competitive circus.
Emma Stone’s superpower? Mourning domain name availability with Oscar-worthy anguish. Meanwhile, a chip boyfriend seems like the healthiest relationship.
William Shatner selling Raisin Bran feels like the universe punishing us, but hey, at least fiber is finally a headline act.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 2/8/2026 | Author: Lauren Edmonds
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