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Mom's VIP Car Rides: The Last Safe Space Before Tween Goes Dark Mode
Because nothing says 'I still love you' like chauffeuring a future driver’s license hostage.
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Friends Fight Over Last Brown Journal While Channeling Inner 2026 Seers
Just before Lunar New Year, a dozen friends gathered around the majestic fireplace mantel, fiercely grappling for the last brown leather-bound journal—bought at Dollar Tree, ironically enough—for a ChatGPT-crafted vision workshop on their 2026 destinies. Th…
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Gen Z Quits Smartphones to Make 2005’s iPod Classic Great Again
In a plot twist that would make Apple engineers weep, people especially under 30 are dusting off their retired MP3 players like iPod Classics and Nano models, which Apple dumped in 2022 after failing to monetize nostalgia. Searches for these relics surged 2…
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Supreme Court Reminds Trump: You’re President, Not Monarch of Tariffs
After a year of Supreme Court watching Trump play constitutional dress-up while ignoring boundaries, the once-loyal court suddenly remembered it has limits. On Friday, the ultra-conservative-heavy bench — which had mostly handed Trump whatever toy he waved …
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Mom's VIP Car Rides: The Last Safe Space Before Tween Goes Dark Mode
Because nothing says 'I still love you' like chauffeuring a future driver’s license hostage.
Ashley Archambault, former local library worker and now full-time chauffeur to her 12-year-old son, swears by driving hi...
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Trump Declares Sewer Spill Emergency, Turns Capital Into Eau de TP
Federal relief declared for 250th anniversary stench festival, USA style.
Since last month, millions of gallons of raw sewage have joyfully vacationed in the Potomac River thanks to a ruptured s...
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Trump Declares Tariffs Are Like Thermostats: Up, Up, and Up Again
15% tariff now available in all legally questionable flavors.
In a surprising case of legislative dodgeball, Donald Trump is doubling down on tariffs like a grumpy thermostat crankin...
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Elon Musk’s Anti-Fraud Crusade Includes Pre-Filled Voter Fraud Forms
America PAC’s absentee ballot swag bags come with pre-filled ‘oops’ info.
In a plot twist worthy of a political soap opera, Elon Musk, known for his relentless complaints about voter fraud, prou...
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Supreme Court Declares Trump's Tariffs Illegal, Trump Raises Them Anyway
Why stop at maximum allowed chaos when you can just slap on more tariffs?
On February 20, 2026, the Supreme Court dropped a 6-3 hammer on President Trump’s import tariffs, ruling that using the ...
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Mom Swaps Beach Vacays for Siberian Ski Torture Camp Because Teen’s Dreams Matter
Family sacrifices Hawaiian sun for ominous Lake Placid wind chill and broken bones.
Meet Sarah Canzano, travel agent turned ski squad supporter, who dropped island hops for Lake Placid’s icy hellscape bec...
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Ohio Airbnb Host Quitting After Guests Commit Yard Crimes and Remote Control Arson
Turns out free pet stays and $10 damage payouts aren't worth the headaches.
Wendy Martin, 50, decided to yank her 1910-built Ohio Airbnb near Dayton off the market after two-and-a-half years, citi...
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Friends Fight Over Last Brown Journal While Channeling Inner 2026 Seers
Because nothing screams deep reflection like Dollar Store journals and fancy gel pens.
Just before Lunar New Year, a dozen friends gathered around the majestic fireplace mantel, fiercely grappling for the la...
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Gen Z Quits Smartphones to Make 2005’s iPod Classic Great Again
Because uninterruptible music beats 987 notifications per minute.
In a plot twist that would make Apple engineers weep, people especially under 30 are dusting off their retired MP3 playe...
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Supreme Court Reminds Trump: You’re President, Not Monarch of Tariffs
Two of Trump's appointees suddenly say 'No' to wielding the economic cudgel.
After a year of Supreme Court watching Trump play constitutional dress-up while ignoring boundaries, the once-loyal cour...
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Man Flies$500M Fake Jet Simulator, Survives Explosive Windshear Drama
Turns out turbulence and windshear are scarier when you control all the buttons.
Taylor Rains got semi-lived in the Istanbul Turkish Airlines Airbus A350 simulator, a $500 million couch with hydraulic ...
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Party Projector Promises Epic Karaoke, Also Doubles as Mobile Nightclub
Because why settle for one gadget when you can have a five-speaker projector combo?
In 2026, Anker's Soundcore Nebula X1 Pro showed up looking like a gadget that couldn't decide what it wanted to be: a 35...
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US Sends $50 Billion of War Toys to Middle East Because Subtlety Failed
Largest post-2003 military flex also features two giant floating metal birdcages.
In a dazzling display of geopolitical subtlety, the Trump administration has decided that sending at least a dozen warsh...
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Governors Invoice Trump $8.6B, Wonder If White House Accepts IOUs
Because nothing says presidential refund like a PAST DUE - DELINQUENT invoice.
In the greatest episode of political bartering since 'Who Wants to Be a Refund?', California's Gavin Newsom and Illinois...
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Trump Juggles Nuclear Talks While Playing 'Will He Or Won't He?' With Airstrikes
Kushner and Witkoff deliver 'token enrichment' report, Trump’s still CEO of Maybe.
In a bizarre dance of diplomacy and potential decapitation strikes, Trump’s team played nuclear baccarat with Iran’s Abb...
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Phil Spencer Retires, Leaves Xbox Kids in AI Hands with No Help Button
After 38 years, Microsoft Gaming CEO bails just as AI exec takes wheel.
Phil Spencer, Microsoft Gaming’s longtime boss and Xbox’s closest thing to a pied piper, retired after 38 years, includi...
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Supreme Court Tells Trump: Not Your Tariff, Not Your Rules
Republicans cheer quietly as court dumps 10% global tantrum tax.
In a Friday mic-drop, the Supreme Court dropped a 6-3 hammer on Trump's attempt to play Monopoly with global tariffs, de...
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Supreme Court Declares Trump’s $133 Billion Tariff Tax Illegal, Cue Refund Circus
1,000 companies file lawsuits while Trump predicts years of painful litigation.
On a legendary Friday showdown, the Supreme Court threw a $133 billion Trump-made tariff party into the 'illegal tax' du...
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Trump Declares Global 10% Tariff, Because World Always Needed More Layers
Supreme Court says no, so Trump grabs dusty 1974 rule for round two.
On Friday (because weekends are perfect for world economics), President Trump announced he’d sign an executive order to ...
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Supreme Court Rules Trump’s Tariffs Illegal, Liberals Celebrate Court Drama
Three justices dissent, proving every family has that one stubborn uncle.
On February 20, 2026, the US Supreme Court delivered a definitive 6-3 smackdown on Trump's tariffs, officially declaring...