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Trump’s Dream Team Hustles to End Iran War, But Can’t Find a Meeting Date
On a Tuesday that felt like 42 Mondays, U.S. and Iranian negotiators—backed by Pakistani Field Marshal Asim Munir and a rotating cast from Egypt and Turkey—teetered closer to a war-ending deal, despite not nailing down a single in-person chat date. The star…
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Mom Trains Son From Age 8 To Conquer Laundry, Escaping Eternal Maid Status
Tawnya Gibson embarked on a heroic laundry odyssey with her son starting at age 8, turning supposedly ‘simple chores’ into a detailed academy: measuring soap, machine settings, and lint trap vigilance. Her husband’s weekend collaborations and Saturday morni…
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Senator Pushes $70 Billion in AI, But Warns It Might Steal Your Job and Raise Bills
Senator David McCormick, former Bridgewater hedge fund CEO and Pennsylvania's self-appointed AI evangelist, proudly announced a $70 billion AI-and-energy spending spree on July 15, 2025, aimed at beating China in the AI race. He promises innovation powered …
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Google's Gemini App Is Here to Hover in Your Mac Clutter Forever
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AT&T CEO Urges Age-Appropriate Youth, Employees Collect Early Retirement
Because nothing says ‘innovation’ like kicking out trained veterans at 58.
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US Leaders Have Played War Without Congress Since The Spanish-American War, Still No Scoreboard
Because why bother with paperwork when you’ve got planes, drones, and presidential WiFi?
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Trump’s Dream Team Hustles to End Iran War, But Can’t Find a Meeting Date
Calls and backchannels abound while everyone waits for someone to pick a date.
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Mom Trains Son From Age 8 To Conquer Laundry, Escaping Eternal Maid Status
Permanent marker laundry hacks outlast most parent patience and appliances.
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Senator Pushes $70 Billion in AI, But Warns It Might Steal Your Job and Raise Bills
AI’s future: Big bucks, liquid cooling, wife-in-Meta conflicts, and ‘too early’ regulations.
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Nintendo’s Tomodachi Life Lets You Love Cannibalism but Not Share It Online
Create bizarre inside jokes freely, just don’t broadcast your digital weirdness.
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Woman Tests $90 Banana Republic Shirt, Confirms She’s Poor and Stiff
Spoiler: Organic cotton at Gap is softer and $20 friendlier to your wallet.
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United CEO Pitches Airline Merger Like It’s Tinder, Flirting With Trump
Because nothing says merger talks like sidling up to the President first.
In what may be the corporate version of ‘slide into the DMs,’ United Airlines CEO Scott Kirby tapped President Trump las...
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Trump Grumbles 'Special Relationship' on Life Support but Party’s Still On
King Charles is still welcome despite Brexit-level friendship drama.
In a dazzling display of diplomatic multitasking, US President Donald Trump said on April 14, 2026, that the 'special re...
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Job Interviews Now Sponsored by Ghost Town Silence Corp.
Because ignoring people after hours of effort is the new company culture.
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Vice President Vance Treats Iowa Like Campaign Uber, First Stop 2028
Because nothing says backyard barbecue like a $6 million fundraiser and TPUSA vibes.
JD Vance is hitting Iowa with the subtlety of a lawnmower in a china shop on April 30, juggling two events—including a T...
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Iran Drops 400+ Flying Knives on Kurdistan, Still Can’t Break US Playground Guards
Missiles, drones, and jet-powered death toys fail to ruin a $800M consulate party.
Last week in Erbil, Kurdish bomb detectives turned scrap metal into a terrifying art gallery showcasing Iran’s drone mad...
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Tech Mogul Spends $2M Yearly Fighting Aging, Forgets Son’s Sex Ed Exists
Instruction manual on intimacy beats ‘study of eternal youth’ for dad priorities.
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Menopause Startup Accidentally Becomes AI Overlord While Women Sweat It Out
Started with hot flashes, ended up with Google Gemini dinners and chatbot contracts.
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Australia Considers Social Media Crackdown While Ignoring Inflation’s Invited Guests
Fuel prices soar but government eyes your memes like a hawk on a budget.
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ICE Plans 1 Million Deportations With Less Money and More Hope
442K deported, $906M slashed, and Trump’s deportation goal still a daydream.
From October 2024 to September 2025, ICE enthusiastically deported 442,637 people—171K more than last year but still onl...
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Silicon Valley Offers $800 Billion for AI Firm CEO’s Imaginary Monopoly Money
Investors scramble to outbid each other for AI startup priced like a small country.
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Godzilla Goes From Tokyo to NYC, Apparently Into Real Estate Disputes
Godzilla’s family sequel skips kaiju drama for awkward transpacific relocation issues.
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Cuba Accidentally Builds World's Most Awkward Russian Freelancer Squad
5,000 Cuban fighters moonlighting as extra diplomatic props for Moscow's war.
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