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JD Vance to Pakistan Only If Iran Decides to RSVP First
Negotiations hinge on Iran’s mysterious 'maybe' and a Trump ghost cameo.
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JD Vance to Pakistan Only If Iran Decides to RSVP First
Negotiations hinge on Iran’s mysterious 'maybe' and a Trump ghost cameo.
In a diplomatic dance so intricate it could be mistaken for advanced salsa, JD Vance is set to lead the US delegation to...
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Dallas Banks Cautiously Hand Over $2 Billion To Build Robot Brain Farm
AI needs power, bankers need sweating; both parties agreed on caution.
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Only 20% think job hunting's easy; most want gigs, not grown-up paychecks.
By late 2025, only 20% of young American workers think it's a prime time to find good jobs—down from a cheerful 62% in O...
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Amazon Instructs Vendors to Play Monopoly, Then Calls It Lawful Commerce
When your khakis cost more because Jeff Bezos begged for it.
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Anne Hathaway Drops 40, Finally Quits Living That 'Awkward Life'
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Dyson Debuts $300 Mini Hairdryer Because Your Blowout Needs Power Too
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Australia Decides Gas Should Stay Home, But Heat-Safe Rentals Cool It Later
Because nothing says survival like paying less levy but sweating less at rentals.
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Uber Debates Whether $5,000 or $8.5 Million Is 'Tiny Fraction' of Reality
Lawsuits pile up, Uber opts for appeal tour instead of apology playlist.
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Trump Extends Ceasefire Deadline By 24 Hours Because Time’s Just A Suggestion
Iran stalls talks until Revolutionary Guards demand non-negotiable blockades lifted.
Vice President Vance is gearing up to jet-set to Islamabad by Tuesday—maybe Monday night, if the stars align—for urgent ...
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Tim Cook Promoted to 'Official Apple Trump Translator' After CEO Shift
Still decoding complicated political fruit salads from the White House kitchen.
On March 6, 2019, in the illustrious State Dining Room of the White House, Donald Trump and Apple CEO Tim Cook were caug...
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Florida Duo Face Expulsion for Turning Congress Into Cash App, No Refunds
Sheila's five million COVID campaign hustle meets Mills’ multitasking misconduct saga.
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Tim Cook Retires After Reading Your Apple Complaints for 15 Years Straight
His inbox survived; his sanity? That's another story entirely.
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Because apparently 47 years of mess just needs a few Truth Social posts to fix.
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Sonos Cuts Mics to Save Money, Refurbished Models Wage Price War on New Ones
Get no voice control but a cheaper speaker—because who needs hands-free when you have coupons?
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FBI Director Sues Magazine for Reporting He Might Drink a Little Too Much
Apparently, $250 million will fix what a cocktail didn’t.
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Trump’s Iran Peace Deal Delayed Because Vance Still Can’t Find His Boarding Pass
Vice President not airborne yet, peace deal itself might need a better travel agent.
On Monday, President Trump declared a ‘peace deal with Iran’ was happening that very day in Islamabad, with VP Vance en ...