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Ex-Permanent Secretary Complains While Career Helping Mess Unfolds
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JPMorgan Hacks Its Own Brain, Promotes Guy to AI Overlord
Guy Halamish will orchestrate data gods to summon AI miracles at JPMorgan.
In a stunning 2026 plot twist, JPMorgan's $25 billion profit-generating Commercial and Investment Bank division appointe...
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DOJ Tracks Congress’s Epstein Searches Because Privacy Is Overrated
They logged every search like they planned their own episode of ‘Big Brother: Capitol Hill.’
Hold onto your search histories, America! On Wednesday, Attorney General Pam Bondi was caught red-handed at a House Judi...
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Man Made of Junk Tech Freaks Out as Wires Pull His Hand Like Dead Charger
Because nothing screams apocalyptic future like being unraveled by your obsolete gadgets.
Director Gore Verbinski reminds us that doomscrolling isn't just bad for your mood, it's basically a sci-fi apocalypse i...
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White-Collar Jobs Shrink While Economy Throws One Hell of a GDP Party
AI isn’t to blame yet — these office zombies fired themselves first.
Brace yourself for a 2020s economy plot twist: finance, insurance, media, and consulting sectors—the so-called 'white-co...
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Man Warns AI Apocalypse While Getting Help Writing Warning About AI Apocalypse
Using AI to write about AI’s job-killing takeover is somehow The Point.
Matt Shumer, the 26-year-old GP of Shumer Capital, must have found irony in the dictionary since he used AI to write his...
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Trump’s Twin Cities Ice Age Ends: Agents Withdraw Like Bad Tinder Dates
After 4,000 arrests, two shootings, and dozen resignations, even ICE called it quits.
In a blockbuster Minnesota saga, Trump’s top border sherpa Tom Homan announced a "significant drawdown" of 2,000 winteri...
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Florida’s Secret Vacation Spots: Nature, Clams, And One Town Older Than America
Forget Disney—discover where grandma rents her winter beach house instead.
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HP’s ‘Boring’ Business Laptop Secretly Smuggles Gaming Power Under Gray Cover
Because nothing says ‘exciting workstation’ like a stealthy AMD Strix Halo disguise.
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Ex-Permanent Secretary Complains While Career Helping Mess Unfolds
Criticism from the guy who mapped the disaster? Perfect timing!
Sir Simon McDonald, former Foreign Office permanent secretary (think office chair royalty), is waving red flags about No...
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Top AI Whistleblowers Quit to Write Poetry, Warn Robots May Build Chemical Weapons
When your AI safety team ghosts you faster than ChatGPT writes essays.
On Monday, an Anthropic researcher dramatically quit AI tech to pen 'poetry about the place we find ourselves,' proving ...
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Silicon Valley Dumps $150 Million Into Congress to Tame AI Apocalypse
Because who better than billionaires to teach politicians how to handle robot overlords?
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House Democrats Plan Silent Defiance, Because Yelling Last Year Flopped
After last year’s tantrum, now it’s quietly pretending to protest Trump.
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McDonald’s Plans Protein-Packed Happy Meals for Our Juice-Fasting Future
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DeepMind CEO Splits Day Into Two Shifts Because Who Needs Normal Sleep?
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Elon Musk Plans Moon Catapult To Launch AI Because Earth Is Just Too Mainstream
Who needs earthly utility bills when you can orbit a terawatt instead?
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English Says 'Love' for Everything, Gets Emotional Gym Membership
Meanwhile, Japanese and Arabic invented feelings English never even dreamed of.
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Shadow Ministry Resigns, Liberals Now Just A Toddler’s Tea Party
Angus Taylor’s leadership bid turns political family reunion into a meltdown.
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Pentagon to Buy Coal Power Because Sunshine Is Too Moody
Trump orders military to cozy up with coal plants for 'energy dominance.'
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Republicans Treat Thomas Massie Like Voting Invisible Man on Capitol Votes
House Speaker stops waiting on Massie like your ex’s unread texts.
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Game Launches, Then Fires Most Team Before Players Can Rage Quit
Wildlight's bold new strategy: hurry up and lay off the crew.
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