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Bill Gates bailed on the India AI Impact Summit just hours before his keynote, proving even billionaires ghost when the spotlight gets too hot. The Microsoft cofounder’s no-show came amid fresh weirdness from 3 million Justice Department emails tied to Jeff…
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Gen Z Declares Digital Cameras 'New Luxury' as They Ghost Apps to Survive
Welcome to 2026, where nostalgia has stage-dived into the human psyche faster than you can say 'brick your phone.' Gen Z and millennials are swapping AI apocalypse jitters and record layoffs since 2009 for a retro pilgrimage back to yesteryear — specificall…
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U.S. Threatens Iran, Oil Prices Throw Wild Party at Strait of Hormuz
Oil soared over 4% Wednesday, with Brent crude topping $71 and WTI cruising at $66, thanks to U.S. gearing up to poke Iran militarily. Iran exports roughly 1.5 million barrels daily, mostly to China, via the Strait of Hormuz, which handles about a quarter o…
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Business Insider Creates Newsletter To Tell CMOs They’re Always Screwed
Because nothing says ‘marketing edge’ like more emails about marketing chaos.
On March 4th, Business Insider aimed marketing pros with 'CMO Insider,' a weekly newsletter promising to decode the mani...
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Former Prince Andrew Discovers Laws Are Not Exclusive Club Perk
Turns out 'nobody is above the law' is more than just a breakfast chat slogan.
On a Thursday that probably didn't involve much tea and crumpets, police raided Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor's Norfolk est...
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Apple TV Releases French Drama After Being Called Out For Plagiarism
Original idea? Or just a really expensive déjà vu down to 1973 hunters?
Apple TV is finally premiering 'The Hunt' on March 4th, a French-language drama produced by Gaumont and directed by Cédr...
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Corporations Raise Prices, Blame Everybody but Their Expensive Latte Habit
McDonald's slaps 40% hikes on nuggets, then sells $5 meals like they're charity.
In 2026, inflation's the unwelcome party guest who brought 17.2% pricier ground beef and 18.3% surging coffee, making mo...
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French Obesity Rate Mystifies US After Cheese, Wine, Bread Diet Approved
Turns out not losing your mind over every calorie counts more than you thought.
Dr. Meghan Garcia-Webb, weight-loss specialist and part-time food philosopher, discovered in February 2026 on her French...
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Michelin Returns to Vegas After 17 Years, Ready to Star-Stamp Strip Showdowns
Finally, Caesars Palace can brag bigger than its buffet line.
After ghosting Vegas since 2009 (when Bobby Flay and Nobu flexed their stars inside a now-defunct Hard Rock Casino), Mic...
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Prince Andrew’s Career Hits New Low: Arrested For Playing Trade Envoy to Epstein
Royal duties? More like royal doin’ wrong since 2010.
In a plot twist straight out of a royal candelabra falling on the crown, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, aka former Prince A...
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Bill Gates Ghosts India Summit Like It's His DMs After Epstein Email Leak
When your keynote turns into a 'key-not-me' courtesy of unsolicited STD drama.
Bill Gates bailed on the India AI Impact Summit just hours before his keynote, proving even billionaires ghost when the ...
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Gen Z Declares Digital Cameras 'New Luxury' as They Ghost Apps to Survive
Because blocking your apps apparently counts as a status symbol now.
Welcome to 2026, where nostalgia has stage-dived into the human psyche faster than you can say 'brick your phone.' Gen Z...
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U.S. Threatens Iran, Oil Prices Throw Wild Party at Strait of Hormuz
Because nothing says 'peace' like $130 per barrel and $3 gas bombs.
Oil soared over 4% Wednesday, with Brent crude topping $71 and WTI cruising at $66, thanks to U.S. gearing up to poke Ir...
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App to Fight Screen Addiction Stuck Competing With Gmail and ChatGPT
Bria’s dream to outshine Google’s email feels adorably optimistic, if not delusional.
Last summer, Bria Sullivan quietly unleashed 'Focus Friend,' an app designed by her and Hank Green to help people tame t...
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Civil Service Promotes Woman Previously Warned About Her Management Style
Because nothing says 'ideal leadership' like a second chance with noted quirks.
In a dazzling display of civil service due diligence, former Labour MP turned peer Gisela Stuart meticulously endorsed D...
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Europe Buys Guns, America Sells Guns, Russia Gets a Reality Check
Trump tells Europe to cash out, Europe answers 'Hold my euro.'
Four years in, the war that nixed Europe's world peace party has Europe tossing cash at Ukraine like they owe it money—6...
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Big Tech Stocks Meltdown After AI Claims It Will Replace Tools, Then Regrets It
Execs assure us software isn’t dead, just hibernating from Wall Street panic attacks.
Brace yourselves: Wall Street went off the rails in early 2026, slashing more than $1 trillion off Big Tech valuations a...
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Sarah McLachlan Discovers ‘Hard Ass’ Parenting Is Basically Her Mom 2.0
58 years of wisdom go down the drain in one angry outburst.
In a stunning epiphany on Amy Poehler's podcast in 2026, 58-year-old singer Sarah McLachlan admitted she unintentionally...
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Mark Zuckerberg Glides Past Grieving Parents Wearing Meta's Watching-Everything Glasses
Because nothing says empathy like tech-enabled entourage surveillance at court.
On a landmark day in downtown Los Angeles, Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg entered a courthouse surrounded by his entourage spo...
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Coke Bottler Sued for Throwing Ladies-Only Party, Men Feel Left Out
Because nothing says teamwork like excluding half your workforce and still paying them.
In a plot twist fizzier than a shaken soda, Coca-Cola Beverages Northeast got slapped with a lawsuit by the EEOC on July...
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Coca-Cola's Exclusive 'Women Only' Retreat Ruins Men's Feelings and Federal Laws
Nothing says networking like legally questionable, gender-exclusive free vacation time.
In an inspiring move toward empowering female employees, Coca-Cola Northeast decided to throw a lavish two-day, women-on...
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JetBlue Flight Turns Newark Airport Into Smoke Sauna, Everyone Slides Out
Because why just fly when you can loop, smoke, and slide in style?
On Wednesday, JetBlue flight 543 from Newark Liberty to West Palm Beach practiced the latest in aviation improv: emergen...
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Government Surprised Passports Automatically Issue to Everyone, Including ISIS Fans
Because why stop citizenship perks when someone joins radical tours abroad?
Shadow home affairs minister Jonno Duniam expressed 'incredible concern' over a group of presumably ISIS-supporting Auss...