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OPEC+ Agrees to Pump More Oil While Strait of Hormuz Ignores Them
Because nothing says ‘boost supply’ like blocking the shipping lane first.
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Trump Declares Tuesday ‘Power Plant & Bridge Day,’ Promises Hell on Earth
In an 8-minute Axios flex session, President Trump announced the U.S. is 'in deep negotiations' with Iran, brokered like a budget WWE pay-per-view through Pakistan, Egypt, Turkey, and texts to Iranian Foreign Minister Abbas Araghchi. Despite mediators' 'meh…
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Two Cooking Goddesses Launch BLT War, Victim: Your Lunchtime Sanity
In a tragicomic duel reminiscent of gladiators but with lettuce, Erin McDowell bravely tackled the BLT recipes of Ms. Martha Stewart and Ms. Ina Garten. Martha demands you make mayonnaise from a sad egg yolk, a teaspoon of Dijon, and a cup of oil—not your a…
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Trump Declares Tuesday 'Power Plant and Bridge Day' with Apocalyptic Flair
President Trump served an ultimatum tighter than quarantine schedules: by Tuesday, Iran must uncork the Strait of Hormuz or face a bomb-dropping party targeting energy plants and bridges. This Palindrome Deadline kicked off after 10 days of US-Iran dance mo…
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OPEC+ Agrees to Pump More Oil While Strait of Hormuz Ignores Them
Because nothing says ‘boost supply’ like blocking the shipping lane first.
On April 5, 2026, OPEC+ members decided to raise oil production by 206,000 barrels per day in May—a move described as 's...
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Business Class Glamping: $5,468 for Mushrooms, Champagne, and No WiFi
Luxury seat walls up but internet still playing hard to get.
Amber Gibson splurged $5,468 on a Chicago-Bangkok round trip aboard Korean Air’s Prestige Suites 2.0, effectively paying...
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AI Music App’s Copyright Filter Fools Itself, Produces Soundalike Hits
Suno’s AI tries to police music but gets punked by free software instead.
In an epic classic tech tale of 'Do as we say, not as we detect,' AI music platform Suno insists it blocks copyrighted t...
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Mom Ditches Deadpan Christmas Drama, Crowned Queen of Easter Eggs Instead
Because nothing says 'family tradition' quite like chasing a rabbit for brunch.
Jennifer McGuire, a mom of four grown-up boys formerly obsessed with Christmas magic—cookie baking, pajama buying, carol...
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Trump Declares Tuesday ‘Power Plant & Bridge Day,’ Promises Hell on Earth
Because when diplomacy stalls, his solution is to RSVP with explosions.
In an 8-minute Axios flex session, President Trump announced the U.S. is 'in deep negotiations' with Iran, brokered like...
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Two Cooking Goddesses Launch BLT War, Victim: Your Lunchtime Sanity
Homemade mayo meets baked bacon while avocado crashes the sandwich party.
In a tragicomic duel reminiscent of gladiators but with lettuce, Erin McDowell bravely tackled the BLT recipes of Ms. Ma...
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Trump Declares Tuesday 'Power Plant and Bridge Day' with Apocalyptic Flair
Nothing says diplomacy like caps lock, Hell threats, and Allah shout-outs.
President Trump served an ultimatum tighter than quarantine schedules: by Tuesday, Iran must uncork the Strait of Hormuz...
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Grammarly Trades Grammar for AI and Somehow Becomes Superhuman, Still Can't Spell 'Pivot'
From correcting your emails to naming itself after another AI it bought. Ambition meets identity crisis.
In October — the spookiest month for tech rebrands — Grammarly boldly hung up its whiteboard markers and dusted off the ...
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Trump Declares Victory in Indy 500 of Search and Rescue After Jet Shot Down
Airman rescued, injuries sustained, Trump sends infinite aircraft and self-praise.
After an American F-15 hot potato landed spectacularly over Iran on Friday, President Trump celebrated the rescue of a '...
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Workers Train AI To Do Their Jobs, Then Wonder Who's Unemployed
Training your replacement has never felt so much like job security theater.
Erin McGoff, founder of AdviceWithErin, hears workers fret daily they're personally schooling their robot replacements, ...
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Bar Locks Up Phones to Make Sure You Hate Your Partner More Honestly
Because nothing says romance like a two-hour digital blackout and a Scrabble showdown.
In a bold declaration that humans might prefer actual conversation to staring at glowing rectangles, the Charlotte, Nort...
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U.S. Fighters Pulled From Iran Faster Than Your Last Takeout Order
Special forces rescued crew despite Iran and helicopter playing 'tag, you're it.'
In a plot twist that rivals any action movie low-budget sequel, two U.S. F-15 crew members were ejected and rescued afte...
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Iran Executes Members of Banned Group, Still Can't Bury Their Problems
Because once you’ve banned 'em, killing is the new group policy.
On a Saturday night that definitely didn't involve Netflix, Iran’s Revolutionary Guard Corps went full CSI mode searchin...
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AI Now Codes In The Dark, Leaving Humans To Wonder If They’re Just Ghosts
Simon Willison warns: soon only robots will need light switches at work.
Simon Willison, the Django co-creator whose code jumpstarted Instagram and umpteen other sites, warns we’re hurtling tow...
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OpenAI CEO Temporarily Downgrades from AI Overlord to Human POTS Patient
Turns out even robot overlords can't cheat fainting spells or doctors' tired-mom diagnoses.
Fidji Simo, OpenAI's top boss in Applications and cofounder of research alliances, is hitting pause for some serious hum...
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AI Steals Folk Singer’s Voice, but Spotify’s Algorithm Is Too Confused to Notice
Murphy Campbell finds fake AI songs on her profile but platform just hums along.
In January, earnest folk musician Murphy Campbell discovered a baffling Spotify riddle: songs tagged with her name yet n...
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Trump Gives Iran 48 Hours or Hell's Party RSVP Deadline Expires
Because nothing says diplomacy like a ‘hell will reign down’ deadline.
President Trump declared on a Saturday that Iran has exactly 48 hours left to open the Strait of Hormuz or face what he ...
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Missile Debris Interrupts Oracle’s Dubai Wi-Fi, No Word on Server Lag
Iran sends subtle 'stay home' memo; Oracle tech just gets a concrete reply.
On a delightful Saturday, Oracle’s offices in Dubai Internet City got up close and personal with falling missile debris—...
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Woman Quits Job at 38 to Audit Diaper Changing as Full-Time Gig
Turns out motherhood doesn’t come with a 401(k), just endless guilt trips.
At 38, Laura hit pause on her career grind and dove headfirst into the chaotic daycare economy — aka stay-at-home mom li...
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Hubble Celebrates 36 Years of Space Gossip and Cosmic Selfies
NASA’s grandpa telescope just keeps scrolling through the universe’s DMs.
Launched way back on April 24, 1990—when dial-up was peak internet—the Hubble Space Telescope is now turning 36 and stil...