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Saudi Drones Get Intercepted, Dubaiâs Skyline Goes for Dramatic Smoke Effect
When your industrial fire becomes the most cinematic way to disrupt oil markets.
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TSA Agents Unpaid, Demand Passengers Practice Social Distancing Without Masks
As the U.S. partial government shutdown crept past the one-month mark, travelers at Austin-Bergstrom International Airport were advised on March 13, 2026, to show up a glorified three hours early if they wanted to breathe secured air before their flight. ThâŠ
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American Shocked to Discover Half-and-Half is Just Milk and Cream Playing Dress-Up
Pamela Vachon, an American who relocated from NYC to London in January 2025, found grocery shopping more baffling than British weather. Five nearby stores couldnât hide the absence of half-and-halfâher boyfriendâs secret milk-cream combo masquerading for yeâŠ
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U.S. Official Claims Iranâs New Leader Is âWounded Rat,â Refuses Video Proof
On a Friday that felt like the plot of a low-budget spy thriller, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth dropped a bombshell: Mojtaba Khamenei, Iranâs freshly minted supreme leader (taking over after dad Ali's dramatic elimination), is 'wounded and likely disfigâŠ
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Saudi Drones Get Intercepted, Dubaiâs Skyline Goes for Dramatic Smoke Effect
When your industrial fire becomes the most cinematic way to disrupt oil markets.
On Friday morning, March 13, 2026, the Middle East's oil drama hit a new high with Saudi Arabia's Defence Ministry proud...
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Airfare Soars Like Your Hopes, Doubles Thanks to Iran War Fuel Squeeze
Jet fuel prices shot up 72%, and the airlines forgot their fuel hedges at home.
In a tragicomedy starring Brent crude, oil prices punched up 50% in a month to an eyebrow-raising $101 a barrel, but jet...
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Backbone Pro Controller Pretends Itâs a Swiss Army Knife, Succeeding Only Slightly
Because your phoneâs awkwardly shaped joystick just wasnât enough versatility for $140.
Backboneâs Pro controller is on a noble quest to be the IKEA furniture of gaming gadgetsâversatile, overpriced, and comp...
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US Sends Floating Arsenal to Middle East Because Subtlety Is Overrated
Petey Hegseth's big plan: Defeat Iran with more ships than your favorite sci-fi fleet.
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth just greenlit a naval tantrum worthy of a Michael Bay movie by dispatching the USS Tripol...
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TSA Agents Unpaid, Demand Passengers Practice Social Distancing Without Masks
Spring Breakers now learning patience is the real fleeting luxury at airports.
As the U.S. partial government shutdown crept past the one-month mark, travelers at Austin-Bergstrom International Airpo...
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American Shocked to Discover Half-and-Half is Just Milk and Cream Playing Dress-Up
Apparently UK sausages have identity issues and eggs hate cold air conditioning.
Pamela Vachon, an American who relocated from NYC to London in January 2025, found grocery shopping more baffling than B...
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U.S. Official Claims Iranâs New Leader Is âWounded Rat,â Refuses Video Proof
Because when your boss is disfigured, you hire scribes, not videographers.
On a Friday that felt like the plot of a low-budget spy thriller, Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth dropped a bombshell:...
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Asus Exec Shocked by $600 Apple Laptop, Forgets PC World Exists
CFO Nick Wu admits surprise despite spying MacBook Neo rumors since 2025.
In a masterclass of corporate foot-in-mouth, Asus CFO Nick Wu confessed during the company's latest earnings call that A...
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Empty Nesters Risk Nudity and Jet Lag to Rediscover Marriage in Japan
She survived 14 sushi courses and a fully nude onsen bath to rekindle romance.
Erika Ebsworth-Goold and her husband, officially empty nesters with their college sophomore son, ditched Morocco dreams ...
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Farmers Panic as Strait of Hormuz Becomes World's Most Expensive Fertilizer Drama
Turns out, war plus fertilizer shortage isn't the recipe for cheap milkshakes.
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Chancellor Promises to Stop Profiteers After Prices Nearly Tripled Overnight
Because nothing says 'we care' like a meeting after your bills triple.
In a spirited display of urgent politeness on March 13, 2026, Energy Minister Michael Shanks empathized with Brits frett...
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Tech CEOs Declare War on Jobs, Blame AI for Workforce Apocalypse
Cut 40%, call it 'AI Era Strategy,' and call it progress.
In a late-February style spectacle, Jack Dorsey announced Block would cull over 40% of its workforce, pitching the massa...
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Trump Declares Iran 'About to Surrender' While Iran Vows to Keep Fighting
Iranâs response: âHold my oil tankerâ and âweâre just getting started.â
On March 12, 2026, President Trump confidently told stunned G7 leaders in a virtual powwow that Iran was 'about to surre...
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Amazon Engineer Claims AI Writes 95% of Her Code, Promoted Anyway
Turns out explaining AIâs hallucinations beats actual coding skills.
Anni Chen, a mysterious Amazon software engineer who joined in 2022, reportedly gave her AI sidekick ChatGPT a near-comp...
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U.S. Promises to Safely Escort Tankers When They Literally Control Everything Else
Because first step to escorting ships is destroying all offense like a video game boss fight.
Treasury Secretary Scott Bessent spilled the tea on March 12: The U.S. Navy is ready to escort ships through the Strait ...
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Middle East Discovers Drone War, Suddenly Wants One to Stop The Other
Because nothing says progress like fighting unmanned machines with other unmanned machines.
As the US-Israeli-Iran brouhaha escalates, suddenly cheap interceptor drones are hotter than hotcakes in the Gulf states...
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Congress Retweets Islamophobia Faster Than They Pass Bills
When âunityâ means picking sides like itâs Dogs vs Muslims, democracy blinks.
On March 12, 2026, Congressional Republicans hit X (formerly Twitter, RIP dignity) with unapologetic Islamophobia hotter...
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Lucid's Two-Seater Robotaxi Promises to Haul Your Ego, Not Your Friends
Because who really needs a steering wheel when paying Uber fares is painful enough?
At a New York investor shin-dig, Lucid Motorsâ interim CEO Marc Winterhoff dropped âLunar,â a two-seater robotaxi with z...
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Australia Unleashes Fuel Stockpile but Swears It's Not Running Out
Because denying a petrol crisis never goes out of style, eh Bowen?
On March 13, 2026, Australia decided to sprinkle nearly 20% of its sacred fuel stockpile onto the fire of public anxiety...
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US Air Force Flying Gas Station Dramatically Runs Out of Air in Iraq
KC-135's midair refuel mission ends with unexpected touchdownâwithout the fuel.
On January 16, 2026, a US Air Force KC-135 Stratotankerâthe flying equivalent of a gas station on steroidsâcrashed in we...