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Trillions Pour Into AI, Investors Warned to Bring Seatbelts, Not Dreams
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Business

Trillions Pour Into AI, Investors Warned to Bring Seatbelts, Not Dreams

Apollo’s Jim Zelter says AI’s $6 trillion party might not pay the rent.

Apollo Global Management president Jim Zelter just dropped the ultimate party pooper line on AI investments: ‘‘Sure, AI ...

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Ex-SAS Soldier Bailed Waiting Trial for Afghan War Crimes Because Why Not
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World News

Ex-SAS Soldier Bailed Waiting Trial for Afghan War Crimes Because Why Not

Strict bail conditions so tough they probably include ‘don’t kill anyone’ clause.

Ben Roberts-Smith, former SAS legend turned legal marionette, secured bail on a bright Sydney Friday at the Downing Cent...

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ICE Director Quits Just as Deportations Hit 'How Many Zeroes?' Mode
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US News

ICE Director Quits Just as Deportations Hit 'How Many Zeroes?' Mode

Leaves to private sector after defending mass deportations and fatal shootings.

Todd Lyons, the acting head of ICE who danced through Congressional heat and courtroom drama defending Trump's mass depo...

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YouTube Kills Clips, Promises Timestamp Sharing is ‘Better’ Than Freedom
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Technology

YouTube Kills Clips, Promises Timestamp Sharing is ‘Better’ Than Freedom

Now you can share moments—but only the ones YouTube says you can.

YouTube, in a bold move that can only be described as ‘progress via limitation,’ has decided to snatch away the beloved ...

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Pentagon Declares AI a Threat, White House Wants It for Cybersecurity Anyway
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US News

Pentagon Declares AI a Threat, White House Wants It for Cybersecurity Anyway

When government drama is a buddy cop movie, Anthropic is both villain and hero.

In a plot twist that reads like a government rom-com gone wrong, Anthropic, the AI firm behind Mythos Preview, is simult...

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Skims Cofounder Claims Weekend Parenting Span Is ‘Max Three Hours,’ Experts React
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Business

Skims Cofounder Claims Weekend Parenting Span Is ‘Max Three Hours,’ Experts React

Turns out raising billion-dollar brands and kids in under four hours is a flex.

Emma Grede, mother of four and cofounder of Skims & Good American, ignited Twitter wars after confessing she's a 'max th...

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Netflix Co-Founder Quits to Focus on Skiing and Giving Away Billion-Dollar Checks
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Business

Netflix Co-Founder Quits to Focus on Skiing and Giving Away Billion-Dollar Checks

Turns out, revolutionizing TV isn’t as relaxing as ski resorts and charity auctions.

Reed Hastings, the dude who dragged Netflix from ‘DVD mail rental’ obscurity in the late 90s to streaming overlord, anno...

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NYC Mayor Rakes In Rap Royalties, Calls It Budget Diversification
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Politics

NYC Mayor Rakes In Rap Royalties, Calls It Budget Diversification

Young Cardamom’s tax refund beats your Spotify paycheck, by miles.

Zohran Mamdani, NYC’s mayor and once 'Young Cardamom' of fleeting rap fame, still nets $1,643 in royalties for 2025, a m...

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Supreme Court Justices Throw Shade Like It’s 2026 Catwalk Drama
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US News

Supreme Court Justices Throw Shade Like It’s 2026 Catwalk Drama

When judicial robes become wrestling singlets: civility took a vacay.

In early 2026, the Supreme Court—normally a zen garden of legal poise—turned into a reality show fight club with Justice...

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Spirit Airlines Prepares To Ghost The Skies After Fuel Prices Invented Sadness
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Business

Spirit Airlines Prepares To Ghost The Skies After Fuel Prices Invented Sadness

From trucking to turbulence, Spirit’s yellow paint may soon fade into bankruptcy chic.

Spirit Airlines, the bright yellow emblem of ultra-low-cost flying misery, is reportedly facing liquidation as early as ...

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Art Bandit Steals Painting, Steals Big Sur Restaurant’s Soul Too
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Weird News

Art Bandit Steals Painting, Steals Big Sur Restaurant’s Soul Too

Local treasure heist sparks Instagram hunt but no one checks the bakery scones.

Nestled clinging to California’s cliffside like a hipster’s humidifier, Big Sur’s Deetjen’s Inn lost its soul last fall ...

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Border Wall Builds 50 Miles, Still Less Reliable Than Grandpa’s WiFi
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US News

Border Wall Builds 50 Miles, Still Less Reliable Than Grandpa’s WiFi

Costing $46B, building three and a half miles per week beats race to finish… barely.

In a masterclass of snail-paced construction, Customs and Border Protection's Rodney Scott proudly reported 50 miles of ...

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Apple's $599 MacBook Neo Comes Naked, Demands $150 in Accessories to Join Party
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Technology

Apple's $599 MacBook Neo Comes Naked, Demands $150 in Accessories to Join Party

The Neo is affordable until you factor in screens, hubs, shells, and stickers galore.

Meet Apple's MacBook Neo, a 2026 laptop priced at a pocket-pleasing $599, which shockingly runs an iPhone chipset yet cl...

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Trump Brokers 10-Day 'Breathing Room' Peace Deal Like It's a Group Project
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Politics

Trump Brokers 10-Day 'Breathing Room' Peace Deal Like It's a Group Project

Lebanon and Israel agree to ceasefire after Trump calls it ‘excellent conversation.’

President Trump announced a 10-day ceasefire starting Thursday at 5pm ET between Israel and Lebanon, calling it 'excelle...

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Trump’s Student Loan Caps Hit July; Some Borrowers Escape by Alchemy
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US News

Trump’s Student Loan Caps Hit July; Some Borrowers Escape by Alchemy

Enroll on June 30, 2026, plead loyalty, and maybe keep your overpriced freebies.

Starting July 1, 2026, President Trump's 'big beautiful' student loan plan slams down new borrowing caps with the subtle...

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Italian Coastline Invites Millions to Overflow Like Gourmet Spaghetti Bowl
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World News

Italian Coastline Invites Millions to Overflow Like Gourmet Spaghetti Bowl

Positano’s charm: stunning views, hordes of tourists, zero personal space.

Laura Thayer, a 20-year Amalfi Coast local, leads us on a scenic odyssey beyond Positano’s pastel-packed frenzy, highlig...

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DJI’s Latest Pocket Camera Comes with Storage, Minus American Customers
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Technology

DJI’s Latest Pocket Camera Comes with Storage, Minus American Customers

They improved low-light shooting but forgot to apply for U.S. approval.

DJI rolled out the Osmo Pocket 4, the fourth supposedly revolutionary handheld vlogging gadget, boasting a 1-inch sensor...

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Fashion CEO Finds Work-Life Balance Myth, Learns Babysitter Is MVP
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Business

Fashion CEO Finds Work-Life Balance Myth, Learns Babysitter Is MVP

'Only your babies matter'—finally heard after emailing fewer, bathing more.

Rebecca Minkoff, the 45-year-old fashion designer and cofounder of the Female Founder Collective, with four kids aged 4 ...

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Health Secretary Trades Vaccines for Vegetable Advocacy and Congressional Grousing
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Health

Health Secretary Trades Vaccines for Vegetable Advocacy and Congressional Grousing

From slashing shots to touting whole food — because who needs science when you have salad?

Robert F. Kennedy Jr., now the Health Secretary, returns to Congress after six months of playing hide-and-seek with vacc...

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Tech Firms Replace Employees with AI, Then Lay Off Humans for That AI
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Business

Tech Firms Replace Employees with AI, Then Lay Off Humans for That AI

Cutting 1,000 jobs to prep for AI that can’t actually do the work yet.

On April 15, 2026, Snap CEO Evan Spiegel announced chopping 1,000 employees (16% of Snap’s workforce) because apparently...

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