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CNN Crew Detained for Covering Illegal Outpost Because Journalists Are Apparently Hostile Occupiers Now
Israeli soldiers side-eye cameras like paparazzi at a Kardashian brunch.
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Americans Brace for Inflation Menu: Gas $4, Mortgage 6.64%, Tears Not Included
Hold on to your wallets, America—gasoline is sprinting from $3 to $4 a gallon thanks to the Strait of Hormuz's extended blockade, the latest villain in this five-year inflation saga. Electricity bills aren't taking sides either, up 4.8% over the last year, …
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OpenAI Cancels Video Dreams, Raises $10B to Afford Coffee Break
On a Tuesday where most people just wrestle with traffic, OpenAI storyboarded chaos: They killed Sora—their video-gen app that apparently gobbled up AI compute like a hungry toddler at Thanksgiving—just months after launch. Adding insult to fiscal injury, O…
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Man Escapes US Healthcare By Moving to Italy, Pays Less Than One MRI
Brad Allan, ex-Austin furniture mogul turned Italian retiree, swapped $3,000 monthly US healthcare bills for a chill Tuscany lifestyle, settling in Montepulciano on the Umbrian border in 2023. He bragged about coughing up just €2,800 (~$3,228) yearly to ent…
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CNN Crew Detained for Covering Illegal Outpost Because Journalists Are Apparently Hostile Occupiers Now
Israeli soldiers side-eye cameras like paparazzi at a Kardashian brunch.
On Thursday, near the Palestinian village of Tayasir, a CNN team reporting on aftershocks of Israeli settlers’ assault g...
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Amazon Pretends March Has Deals So You Forget It’s Not Prime Day Yet
Spring savings so ‘steep-ish’ even the robot vacuums look confused.
In a heroic attempt to distract us from the eternal March deal drought, Amazon launched its third annual Big Spring Sale...
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Bank of America Settles Epstein Sex-Trafficking Charges for Loose Change
Just $72.5 million to forget decades of financial 'oopsies.'
Bank of America decided to toss $72.5 million (think: Hollywood yacht party budget) to settle a Manhattan federal court ...
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America’s 26th President Had a ‘Summer White House’ Just 38 Miles From NYC, and You Can Visit for Free-ish
Because nothing says presidential retreat like a 0.7-mile nature trail and a pet cemetery.
President Theodore Roosevelt, who took over in 1901 after McKinley was fatally good at getting assassinated, had an 1884...
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Americans Brace for Inflation Menu: Gas $4, Mortgage 6.64%, Tears Not Included
Your tax refund just RSVP'd 'Sorry, can't make it' to higher gas prices.
Hold on to your wallets, America—gasoline is sprinting from $3 to $4 a gallon thanks to the Strait of Hormuz's extended ...
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OpenAI Cancels Video Dreams, Raises $10B to Afford Coffee Break
Sora video app meets the chopping block while investors throw cash like it’s a Disney sequel.
On a Tuesday where most people just wrestle with traffic, OpenAI storyboarded chaos: They killed Sora—their video-gen ap...
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Man Escapes US Healthcare By Moving to Italy, Pays Less Than One MRI
Pays yearly healthcare that's just one monthly bill back in Texas.
Brad Allan, ex-Austin furniture mogul turned Italian retiree, swapped $3,000 monthly US healthcare bills for a chill Tus...
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Hollywood’s Weight Loss Party Takes RSVP From GLP-1 Drugs, Body Positivity Ghosted
Because nothing says progress like swinging from 'All About That Bass' to 'SkinnyTok' despair.
In a plot twist juicier than a TikTok skincare hack, body positivity warriors like Zoë Bisbing and @thatfatdoctor Kately...
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Woman Makes $37K Assembling Ikea Dressers, Avoids Existential Crisis
Because nothing screams freedom like deciphering Swedish hieroglyphics for $37K.
Sandra Navarro, a 33-year-old former restaurant manager turned furniture whisperer from Arizona, scored a lucrative nich...
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House Republicans Fund Homeland Security, Except When It’s Fun
Mike Johnson calls Senate plan a 'joke' while playing the mad border guard.
In a vote closer than your aunt's Christmas sweater, the House passed an eight-week DHS funding bill on Friday night, re...
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Elon and Mark Text About Buying AI Like Teens Plotting Prom Together
Two billionaires flirt over DOGE, then casually try to buy a $97 billion nonprofit.
In a dazzling display of tech titan bromance and borderline cartoon villainy, Elon Musk pinged Meta's Mark Zuckerberg at...
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EU Hawk Asks Rubio When US Patience on Russia Will Expire, Rubio Says ‘Check Your Calendar’
Rubio’s patience is apparently on backorder, please hold for diplomatic screams.
At a recent G7 ministers meeting, Estonia’s Kaja Kallas, the EU’s top foreign policy hawk and former prime minister, thr...
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Sony Pulls Nearly All Memory Cards, Because SSDs Are Playing Hide-and-Seek
PS5 prices go up while memory cards vanish like socks in a dryer.
On March 27, 2026, Sony hit pause on almost all its CFexpress and SD memory cards, throwing collectors and gadget hoarde...
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New York’s 10,000 Bodegas Wage War Against Rents and Political Sandwiches
Mom-and-pop delis hustle bread harder than Broadway hits in a city that never sleeps.
New York City hosts a bodega army of over 10,000 mom-and-pop corner stores, standing proud amid sky-high rents, cutthroa...
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Trump’s Signature Hits Cash, Because Who Needs Tradition When You’re 250?
Treasury breaks 165-year custom so cash can remind you of Trump, not spendability.
In a bold move that, like a viral TikTok challenge, no one asked for, Treasury plans to slap Donald Trump’s signature on...
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Anthropic Limits AI Use Because Even Robots Need Coffee Breaks
Peak hours now come with a side of ‘Sorry, you’re out of tokens.’
Anthropic hit peak hour panic mode after its AI, Claude, got unexpectedly popular thanks to a Pentagon ban spotlight. St...
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Paramount Demands Full-Time Office Slaves, Suggests AI Brainstorming Bonding
Because nothing says team spirit like mandatory coffee and Microsoft's chatbot overlord.
In a move that screams 'We missed the 90s,' Paramount Skydance CEO David Ellison unveiled Phase 2 of the Return To Offic...
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80-Year-Old Lawyer Demands Voting Overhaul Because Machines Are Too Fancy
Peter Ticktin fights democracy with his ancient playbook from Florida’s future museum.
Meet Peter Ticktin, the 80-year-old Florida lawyer who moonlights as a Trump club member and 2020 election conspiracy si...
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US and Israel Claim They Broke Iran’s Military Like a Kid’s Toy, Iran Still Plays Rough
Zombie regimes and cheap drones ensure the war’s not ending anytime soon.
In a theatrical display dubbed 'Operation Epic Fury,' the US and Israel have reportedly snuffed out seven of Iran's top ...
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Oura CEO Reveals Ultimate Micromanagement: Secretly Peeping On Slack
Because why disturb face-to-face work when you can cowardly lurk digitally?
Tom Hale, the stealthy CEO of Oura, the $11 billion smart ring empire, has mastered the art of 'digital lurking.' Since ...