Trump Declares War On Babies With Tourist Dad And Diplomat Moms
Because nothing says âWelcome to Americaâ like a bureaucratic Caesar salad.
Because nothing says âWelcome to Americaâ like a bureaucratic Caesar salad.
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Because nothing says âWelcome to Americaâ like a bureaucratic Caesar salad.
On a Thursday the Empire strikes back against birth tourism with not one but two executive orders because apparently bab...
Philip Morris proudly markets smoke-free smokes to everyone except actual smokers.
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Fake news is treason, but DEI removal and recruiting wins are truly heroic.
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Apparently stealing engineers is just aggressive employee retention now.
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Sunoâs CEO vows transparency while ninja watermarks fight mysterious spam bots.
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Power bills up, vacations down, and climate denial gets a heatwave reality check.
In July 2026, amidst what might be the hottest global pity party, AP-NORC revealed 90% of Americans felt extreme heat li...
Turns out vaporizing 80,000 people is the fast-track cure for stubborn enemies.
In August 1945, President Harry Trumanâwho just learned about the Manhattan Project in Aprilâdecided the best way to end...
Because pardons apparently donât come with âdonât ask questionsâ clauses.
On a plot twist Thursday, the Senate Homeland Security Committee voted 8-5 to hold 85-year-old Dr. Anthony Fauciâyes, th...
Because medics prefer their life-saving kits unshattered and ruck-friendly.
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Nanny found out her birthday gift wasnât just balloonsâIt was also frostbite-adjacent memories.
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Nintendo enjoys tariff refunds while gamers politely watch their wallets.
Between April 1st and June 30thâotherwise known as Nintendo's golden quarterâthe gaming giant raked in a cool 142.5 bill...
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DeepMind founders quit to watch AI get smart enough to ignore them entirely.
In a stunning mid-2026 plot twist, Googleâs DeepMind CEO Demis Hassabis declared we're 'standing in the foothills of the...
DeepMind CEO demoted to 'chief scientist' while Alphabet shares throw a tantrum.
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Turns out, infinite AI tokens are not as productive as infinite credit cards.
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Good Samaritan saves employee, loses fight to local 'youth experts'.
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Turns out letting AI roam the internet is like giving toddlers the car keys.
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When your AI test bots unionize and stage a cybersecurity coup.
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Six million articles, but none dare update since April 24th.
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