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Abby Wambach, the soccer goddess who netted world titles and Olympic golds before breakfast, almost got tackled by a sneaky colon polyp at 35. When Mom got colon cancer, Abby swapped cleats for colonoscopy prep, finding polyps that could’ve scored a life-en…
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America’s Fiscal Health: Winning at Broke Like It’s 1945 All Over Again
In a plot twist more predictable than a Marvel sequel, the U.S. is chasing $200 billion to fuel an Iran war while simultaneously hosting a Supreme Court tariff smackdown that spells out 'refund me now.' The Congressional Budget Office cheerfully projects de…
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At the 2026 GDC Festival of Gaming, where pixelated dreams go to life, AI was the omnipresent guest star. Tencent dazzled with a demo of AI-generated pixel-art fantasy realms—because manually drawing when an algorithm can glitch it for you, right? Razer fla…
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Senate Narrowly Approves Man Who Barely Got Committee’s Approval For Homeland Security
Markwayne Mullin advances despite Rand Paul’s eye-roll and eyebrow raise.
In what can only be described as Senate theater with the suspense of a toddler choosing snacks, Markwayne Mullin, a fres...
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Game Dev Apologizes for Selling Players AI Paintings, Calls It Artful Oops
Crimson Desert used AI art but forgot the part about swapping it out first.
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Single Mom Learns $95/Day Kid Club Beat Hotel Nap Room Out of Order
Apparently ‘workcation’ means running three jobs and renting daycare by the hour.
Over eight grueling 'workcations' since her kid, Via, was 8 months old, this single mom waged war against naps sabotaged...
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Mom Masters Gen Z Slang, Kids Beg Her to Stop Immediately
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Olympic Hero Nearly Defeated by Colon Polyp Instead of Opponents
Turns out 35-year-old gold medalists aren’t immune to the 'inside game'.
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America’s Fiscal Health: Winning at Broke Like It’s 1945 All Over Again
The U.S. borrows like it’s preparing for Armageddon—while insisting it’s a casual Tuesday.
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Gaming Conference Awash in AI, But No AI Actually Gaming Yet
AI helps build games, but apparently can’t be bothered to play them.
At the 2026 GDC Festival of Gaming, where pixelated dreams go to life, AI was the omnipresent guest star. Tencent dazzle...
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Goldman Sachs Fires Cake Boss Over Dangerous Use Of The Word 'Investment'
Apparently, ‘investment baker’ is financial heresy in Wall Street’s temple of suits.
Meet Allison Sheehan, a 26-year-old ex-Goldman Sachs private wealth wizard turned cake entrepreneur who practically bake...
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Woman Sues Walmart for Selling Bags That Look Like Her $100 Plastic Hole Parade
Bogg CEO treats knockoffs like personal attacks on her beach tote empire.
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Elon Musk Announces Galactic Chip Factory to Power Robot Slaves and Space AI
Because nothing screams future like making terawatts of space CPUs in an old Texas power plant.
On a Saturday night at the mothballed Seaholm Power Plant in Austin, Elon Musk unveiled 'Terafab,' his colossal joint Te...
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Australia Not Rationing Fuel Yet Because Apparently We Like Nostalgia
Chris Bowen recalls 80s petrol lines with fondness totally unrelated to current shortages.
Chris Bowen, Australia's minister resembling a vintage fuel appreciation society president, reminded locals that while t...
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AI Cheats Oscars So Hard It Forgets New Category, Still Wins Party
When your robot picks winners, except for casting, because who even remembers that?
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Apple Hires Fired Cofounder After Trying to Buy Him Like He’s a Fancy iPhone App
Because firing your own cofounder is just part of the tech talent acquisition process.
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TSA Shutdown Turns Airports into Waiting Rooms of Human Patience
Agents unpaid, darkness of spring break lines grows unpredictably thick.
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Trump's Peace Talks With Iran: Negotiations Via Fax Machine and Wordsmithing
Jared Kushner and Steve Witkoff lead diplomacy like a late-night improv class.
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Robert Mueller Dies at 81, Trump Immediately Claims He’s Safer Now
Trump celebrates Mueller’s death like it’s a Super Bowl win for insults.
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Apple AirPods Pro 3 Track Your Heart While You Destroy Your Wallet
Now with real-time translation so you can embarrass yourself globally in style.
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Married Couple Avoid Turning Office Email Issues Into Marital Therapy Sessions
Because arguing over firewall breaches isn’t exactly romantic dinner talk.
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Woman Texts Mom Bracelet Pics To Coax Family Secrets Out Of Quarantine
Turns out, vintage jewelry is the ultimate family group chat icebreaker.
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Elon Musk Offers to Buy TSA Paychecks, Congress Says No Thanks
Because apparently, only Uncle Sam can write the paycheck, not Mr. Musk.
Elon Musk, the world's richest guy apparently moonlighting as an unpaid payroll officer, declared on March 16 he'd happi...