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Netanyahu Sneakily Moves Up Visit to Skip Hard Gaza Peace Meeting
Because who wouldnât prefer a yacht tour on a giant Navy ship over domestic drama?
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Fair-Weather Fan Declares Self-Care Over Super Bowl Stress Syndrome
This fair-weather fan, a once devoted Baltimore Ravens supporter since their 1996 birth, decided two Super Bowl wins and countless purple-black merch purchases were not worth ongoing chest-tightening stress and violent outbursts. Spoiler: it's not disloyaltâŚ
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Americans Master Solo Dining, Ignoring Discounts Like It's a Netflix Spoiler
According to 2026âs first-ever Yum Brands food trends report, solo dining orders skyrocketed from 31% in 2021 to a whopping 47% of fast-food trips, as if Americans collectively said, 'Group meals? Hard pass.' While Taco Bell, KFC, Pizza Hut, and Habit BurgeâŚ
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Gordon Brown Declares Starmer âIntegrity Guyâ Despite PM Drama Novella
On a charming winter day in February 2026, Gordon Brownâyes, the same chap who selflessly handed over No. 10 years agoâstepped into the ring to crown Keir Starmer a man of âintegrity,â despite the new Prime Minister getting played like a bad poker hand by PâŚ
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Netanyahu Sneakily Moves Up Visit to Skip Hard Gaza Peace Meeting
Because who wouldnât prefer a yacht tour on a giant Navy ship over domestic drama?
Israeli PM Benjamin Netanyahu, apparently mastering schedule dodging, rushed his Washington visit by a whole week to mee...
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Longevity Guru Quits Gym After Italian Elders Perfect Lazy Mountain Hiking
Turns out centuries of chill beats an hour of tortured sweat.
Steven Austad, gym rat and anti-aging nonprofit director, put his forbidden love for weights on hold after hobnobbing wi...
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UK Urged to Realize âIllegal Immigrantâ Doesn't Mean Automatic Deportation
Apparently, Justice Is Not Like Pizza â It Doesn't Arrive if You Wait Too Long.
In a plot twist worthy of a soap opera cliffhanger, Windrush commissioner Rev Clive Foster warned on the sidelines of a ...
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Super Bowl Party Host Buys $2,700 TV To Watch Commercials, Not Game
Because nothing says football like a $1,400 glorified mirror with pixel-level regret.
Welcome to the 2026 Super Bowl, aka the 'Benito Bowl' thanks to Bad Bunny stealing halftime limelight on February 8th at...
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US Wants Ukraine-Russia Peace By June So Trump Can Focus On Midterms
Because apparently ending wars can wait until campaign trail drama heats up.
Volodymyr Zelensky twirled the diplomatic baton, revealing the US wants Russia-Ukraine peace wrapped by Juneâright befor...
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Margot Robbieâs Victorian Fashion Tour Proves Corsets and Lasers Don't Mix
She nailed the 1800s... except when she forgot which century she was in.
Margot Robbie, age 35 and apparently a time traveler, is heavily invested in promoting Emerald Fennell's 'Wuthering Heig...
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Seniors Trade Mansions for 400 Sq Ft, Still Worse Closet Drama Than College
Because downsizing means swapping mortgage stress for ramp options and chandeliers.
In 2022, Melissa and Phillip Hayes launched Liberty Tiny Village in Aubrey, Texas, a luxury 55+ community on 7.5 acres b...
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Fair-Weather Fan Declares Self-Care Over Super Bowl Stress Syndrome
Because rooting for football is now officially a therapy hazard.
This fair-weather fan, a once devoted Baltimore Ravens supporter since their 1996 birth, decided two Super Bowl wins and...
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Americans Master Solo Dining, Ignoring Discounts Like It's a Netflix Spoiler
Turning solo snack runs into a self-care art form, recession be damned.
According to 2026âs first-ever Yum Brands food trends report, solo dining orders skyrocketed from 31% in 2021 to a whopp...
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Gordon Brown Declares Starmer âIntegrity Guyâ Despite PM Drama Novella
When your mentor defends you but MPs quietly plot your ousting, democracy lives on.
On a charming winter day in February 2026, Gordon Brownâyes, the same chap who selflessly handed over No. 10 years agoâs...
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Florida No Longer Works As One Giant Open-Air Insurance Premium
Turns out infinite sunshine doesn't fix $412K homes and 2.5-hour traffic jams.
Kimberly Jones, who survived four decades in Miami's logistic jungles and two and a half hours daily traffic hell, final...
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World Debates If Shooting Down $600 Drones Worth More Than $15 Million Jets
Singaporeâs airshow showcases arsenal to vanquish drones but struggles with common sense.
At Singaporeâs 11th biennial airshow this February, nearly 550 exhibitors showed us a future where drones are the new mo...
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AIPAC Spends $2M To Lose New Jersey Primary, Career Hit Denied
Nothing says support like spending millions against your ex-friendâs comeback tour.
In New Jerseyâs wild 11th congressional district primary, progressive firebrand Analilia Mejia edged out former Democrat...
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Valentineâs Day Gifts: Because Nothing Says Love Like A $9 Lego Bouquet
Digital photo frames and massage gunsâromance powered by Wi-Fi and aggressive discounts.
With Valentineâs Day stalking the calendar, the tech gods have decreed: no heartfelt gift is complete without a $79.99 s...
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Taylor Swift Delays YouTube Video Because Chart Math is Her Gym
Why let free YouTube views muscle in when paid streams make chart gains?
On Friday, Taylor Swift dropped the self-directed music video for 'Opalite' exclusively on Spotify and Apple Music, side...
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TrumpRx Sells Half Its Drugs at Twice the Price of Cheaper Generics
Why pay more? Because saving money isnât always Trumpâs prescription.
The TrumpRx website launched with 43 drug listings; 26 hilariously have cheaper generic twins lurking behind corner phar...
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NYC Restaurant Brags Taxidermy Ostrich Is Not Just Social Mediaâs Latest Dead Bird
Because nothing says âFrench salonâ like a giant dead bird staring you down.
At Brass restaurant and Tusk Bar inside NYCâs Evelyn Hotel, visitors can subconsciously compete with a taxidermied ostri...
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Amazonâs $8 Billion AI Bet Turns Into Paper Money Magic Trick
When your startup valuation multiplies faster than your leftover takeout.
Amazon has brilliantly spun $8 billion into a dazzling $60.6 billion Anthropic stake since late 2023, a seven-fold cha-c...
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White House Deletes Ape Video, Calls It âStaffer Oopsieâ Moment
A racist video slipped through, but hey, fingers crossed it was a rookie error!
On February 6, 2026, President Trump's Truth Social feed featured a video briefly portraying Barack and Michelle Obama a...
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Trumpâs White House Blames Staffer for Racist Obama Ape Video, Denies Time Travel
Because when you accidentally launch racism, blame the ghost in the machine.
On February 6, 2026, an undisclosed White House staffer allegedly 'erroneously' unleashed a video showing Barack and Mic...