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Trump Handpicks Senator Who Swears Heâll Do Less Harm Than Predecessor
Because when you're in charge of Homeland Security, 'less terrible' is the new gold standard.
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Fed Plans to Hold Rates Steady While Economic Titanic Hits Iran Iceberg
March 2026 Fed drama unfolds as Jerome Powell faces the economic equivalent of juggling flaming swords on a tightrope. February brought a job massacre with the US losing 92,000 positions, thanks partly to healthcare strikes making workers more rebellious thâŚ
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Kentâs Meningitis Outbreak Sends Experts Racing to Outgrow Their Last Outbreak
In what UK Health Security Agency specialists are calling their fastest-growing outbreak ever, meningitis cases in Kent zoomed from 15 to 20 by 5pm on a Tuesday â because who needs a slow burn when you can have a viral sprint? Nine cases got their names blaâŚ
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BMWâs Neue Klasse EV: Same Battery, More Styling Confusion
BMW announced the second act in its Neue Klasse EV saga with the new i3 sedan, directly riffing off the iX3 SUVâs motor, battery, and electronics like a high-tech dĂŠjĂ vu remix. This recycled EV platform debuts in 2026 with a twist: designers slapped the NeâŚ
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Trump Handpicks Senator Who Swears Heâll Do Less Harm Than Predecessor
Because when you're in charge of Homeland Security, 'less terrible' is the new gold standard.
Markwayne Mullin, a first-term Republican senator from Oklahoma, got tapped by Donald Trump in early March 2026 to lead ...
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Sydney Tech Bro Tries ChatGPT for Dog Cancer, Gets AI Hype Instead of Cure
When your AI doctor has zero medical qualifications, but the rumors write themselves.
In 2024, Sydney tech entrepreneur Paul Conyngham, who has zero biology or med creds, claimed ChatGPT helped save his dog...
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Trump Waives Old Ship Rule So Gas Can Eventually Arrive, Probably
Because nothing says 'fix prices' like crypto-American tankers sailing the Gulf Coast.
On March 12, 2026, President Trump hit the refresh button on the 1920 Jones Act, giving a 60-day waiver that lets non-Am...
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Israel Nails Iranâs Natural Gas Plant, Officially Ending Its Gaslight Era
Because nothing says âdiplomacyâ like burning your enemyâs energy bill.
In a headline begging for a TV drama reboot, the Israeli Air Force dropped selective fireworks on southwestern Iranâs na...
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Fed Plans to Hold Rates Steady While Economic Titanic Hits Iran Iceberg
Jerome Powell bets calm and a closed Strait of Hormuz are stable enough futures.
March 2026 Fed drama unfolds as Jerome Powell faces the economic equivalent of juggling flaming swords on a tightrope. F...
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Kentâs Meningitis Outbreak Sends Experts Racing to Outgrow Their Last Outbreak
From 15 to 20 cases so fast, experts need speed training and maybe vaccines too.
In what UK Health Security Agency specialists are calling their fastest-growing outbreak ever, meningitis cases in Kent ...
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BMWâs Neue Klasse EV: Same Battery, More Styling Confusion
Because why reinvent when you can mildly reshuffle and call it new?
BMW announced the second act in its Neue Klasse EV saga with the new i3 sedan, directly riffing off the iX3 SUVâs motor,...
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Tim Cook Claims Heâs 'Not Political' While Donating Million to Trump
Because nothing says apolitical like a million-dollar inauguration gift.
In a dazzling display of neutrality, Tim Cook told Michael Strahan on Good Morning America in early 2026 that heâs 'not ...
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AIPAC Outsmarts Left Wing by Supporting Moderate DemocratsâSurprise Tantrum Ensues
When million-dollar ads turn leftists into the defectors' club overnight.
On a triumphant Tuesday night in Illinois, the Left got rejected so thoroughly, even their AIPAC-hated insurgents couldn...
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Tech Bros Declare Lobster Hats Official Uniform, Claw Hands Mandatory
OpenClaw cult spreads from Silicon Valley to Shenzhen, dunking startups in shellfish mania.
In a plot twist Dad would describe as 'you couldn't make this up,' OpenClaw has crustaceanized the AI scene from Silicon...
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Teen Drops College, Becomes AI Cofounder After Hacker Coffee Chat Dad Approved
Because nothing says âtrustworthy CEOâ like a blockchain hackathon hookup and a dadâs coffee shop vet.
Meet Raghav Saraf, who ghosted college in 2022 right after his last high school exam to intern at Zamp, an agentic AI st...
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AIPAC Spends Millions Playing Political Hide-and-Seek in Illinois
Because nothing screams democracy like anonymous PACs raising millions to confuse progressives.
In a dramatic soap opera worthy of a daytime Emmy, AIPAC, the pro-Israel group with a wallet fat enough to make Jeff Bez...
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Radio Giant Fires Kyle Then Blames Him for Getting Fired
ARN played the classic 'you broke it, you fired it' game on Kyle.
ARN has officially axed Kyle Sandilands, cancelling his iconic Kyle and Jackie O show like a really weird breakup text: ...
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Two Octogenarian Sisters Lose 1901 Mansion, Still Sue Everyone Like Champs
After six years in court, $34.5 million mansion finally earns new owners, same drama.
Marianne and Peggy Nestor, fashion heiresses turned fierce courtroom combatants, fought six years worth of foreclosure b...
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DoD Declares AI a 'Supply Chain Risk' Because It Refuses Military Fan Club Rules
Anthropicâs Claude AI wonât let Pentagon play with its toys freely.
In a classic tale of tech meets bureaucracy, Anthropic, the AI company behind Claude, ended up on Uncle Sam's naughty li...
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House Democrats Fund Everything Except ICE In Epic Department Ghost Town
Because apparently taxpayers should fund spring break TSA selfies, not border agents.
In a daring House Democracy gymnastic feat, Hakeem Jeffries and crew propose funding the entire DHS agency zoo faster th...
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Fertility Benefits Go Corporate: Now Hiring Nurses to Babysit Your Fertility Plans
WINâs 30-year baby-building service now helps you build emails and spreadsheets too.
Roger Shedlinâs WIN, started 30 years ago as WIN Fertility, now partners with companies like Disney, Hertz, and the Seat...
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Pentagon Forbids Coffee Until War Reporter Hits Third Tornado of Delirium
New escort rules mean no caffeine, just pure chaos and Pete Hegsethâs charm.
On day 13 of Americaâs surprise war against Iranâconveniently starting to feel like the worst Friday the 13th nightmareâ...
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Top Terrorism Official Quits Because He Canât Back War and Still Sleep
When your conscience votes against bipartisan conflict, branding gets tricky.
In a twist that could rival any reality show plot, Joe Kent, the high-flying counter-terrorism ace under director of nat...
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Nvidiaâs DLSS 5: Turning Pixels into Postmodern Picasso Faces Since 2026
Photorealistic lighting or AIâs avant-garde nightmare? You decide.
Nvidia unleashed DLSS 5 yesterday, proudly billing it as 'their biggest graphics breakthrough since real-time ray tracin...