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Woman Moves For Love, Finds Ice Fishing, Pizza Costumes, And Six Kids
Turns out relocating for romance includes snow, stalking antiques, and rose budgets.
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Defense Secretary Promises No Prisoner Parties, Just No Quarter For Anyone
Pete Hegseth, the U.S. Defense Secretary with a flair for villainous catchphrases, pledged 'no quarter, no mercy'—a statement legal experts say sounds like the binge-watch villain's manifesto but actually breaches laws of war dating back to the Civil War’s …
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Woman Outsmarts Biology, Becomes The Cool Aunt and Dog CEO Instead
In a bittersweet 30s saga, the only single sibling avoided the chaotic fertility marathon yet gained the dazzling title of 'cool aunt' and 'dog mom,' slipping from nonexistent mom duties thanks to yearly Mother’s Day cards signed 'from the dog,' each a smal…
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U.S. Economy Shrugs Off Iran, AI, Tariffs Like It's Got Eight Arms
Despite Iran threatening to turn the Strait of Hormuz into oil’s most unwanted traffic jam, sending prices up 43% to over $103 a barrel as of March 13, 2026, the U.S. economy keeps flexing. Thanks to being a net oil exporter now (take that, 20th-century cri…
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Woman Moves For Love, Finds Ice Fishing, Pizza Costumes, And Six Kids
Turns out relocating for romance includes snow, stalking antiques, and rose budgets.
At age 21, this intrepid soul dived headfirst into love with Tim, a Minnesota fisherman-salesman-sports fanatic combo wh...
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FCC Chair Threatens Broadcast Licenses Over News Like A Drunk Game Show Host
Because nothing says 'free press' quite like licensing held hostage by Trump's media dreams.
On March 2026, Brendan Carr, FCC Chair and part-time media overlord, threatened to yank broadcaster licenses faster than...
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Defense Secretary Promises No Prisoner Parties, Just No Quarter For Anyone
Turns out war crimes are less about beating levels and more about beating laws.
Pete Hegseth, the U.S. Defense Secretary with a flair for villainous catchphrases, pledged 'no quarter, no mercy'—a stat...
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Woman Outsmarts Biology, Becomes The Cool Aunt and Dog CEO Instead
Mother’s Day cards from dog acknowledged lack of kids with sniper-like precision.
In a bittersweet 30s saga, the only single sibling avoided the chaotic fertility marathon yet gained the dazzling title ...
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U.S. Economy Shrugs Off Iran, AI, Tariffs Like It's Got Eight Arms
America’s economy is apparently the cockroach of global markets—just won’t die.
Despite Iran threatening to turn the Strait of Hormuz into oil’s most unwanted traffic jam, sending prices up 43% to ove...
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Times Square Concert Invisible Butterfly Spectacle Leaves Crowd Wondering What Happened
A countdown led to screens, butterflies, and Ice Spice—excuse me, what now?
Exactly two years ago, an adventurous soul ascended the infamous red stairs in Times Square to witness an event that was...
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Group Buys Vacation Home, Discovers Sharing Is Just Adult Training Wheels
Turns out a 4-bedroom, 1-bath farmhouse isn’t great for five families with kids.
Nearly a decade ago, Chad Dale and 13 friends and family pooled cash—ranging wildly from $50,000 to $5 million—to buy a ...
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Trump Tortured By MAGA Fans For Not Playing Texas Senate Game Right
Cornyn's scandal-free vibe can’t beat Paxton’s corruption glow-up.
In a Texas Senate saga juicier than Texas barbecue secrets, Trump was all set to endorse Senate Majority Cornyn until MA...
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Gig Workers Battle Inflation By Hustling Apps That Pay Like Tips From Dead Relatives
Uber drivers earn $22/hr, but their wallets act like a 3-dollar bill.
In 2025’s version of the Hunger Games, gig workers turned gridiron gladiators faced wage wildfires choreographed by Grid...
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US President Threatens Iran ‘Just For Fun,’ Diplomacy Put On Snooze
Nothing says calm negotiation like random island bombing for kicks.
On a riveting Friday update, the US State Department decided Oman was suddenly a no-fun zone, ordering non-emergency gov...
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FCC Chair Threatens To Yank Licenses Over Iran War ‘Fake News’ Without Naming Names
Because nothing says 'public interest' like punishing broadcasters who don’t swear allegiance to Trump’s tweets.
FCC Chair Brendan Carr, crowned during Trump’s second term but acting like a soap opera villain now, warned broadcasters...
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Democrats Discovered Latinos Actually Like Issues, Not Google Translate Ads
Turns out 'Hola' on a last-minute meme doesn't win hearts or votes.
At SXSW's Axios House on March 11, Univision exec Ignacio Meyer dropped the truth bomb that Democrats have been wooing L...
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Trump’s TikTok Takeover: Uncle Sam Now Collects $10 Billion Tips
Because why trust diplomacy when you can just charge a ‘tremendous fee’?
In a rerun of the government turning private business into its personal piggy bank, the Trump administration claims a st...
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Drone Debris Starts Fire Because Even Drones Can't Just Chill Anymore
UAE’s oil port proves turbulence extends beyond airline snacks and Wi-Fi signals.
On March 14, 2026, Fujairah’s Port—a champion oil hub shipping around 1.7 million barrels a day and home to the Middle E...
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Uber's Ex-CEO Wants Robots With Wheels, Not Legs, To Save Humanity
Travis Kalanick thinks golden ages come on wheels and not jogging legs.
In a 1,600-word manifesto delivered Friday, Uber cofounder Travis Kalanick unveiled Atoms, his eight-year-old secret rob...
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Lobbyist Tries to Extort $500K, Forgets Client is His Own Tax Pardon Star
When your extortion scheme is more tangled than a reality TV plotline.
Joshua Nass, age 34, a New York lobbyist and attorney who moonlights in presidential pardon theatrics, got arrested in B...
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Mom Crashes Daughter’s First Sleepover, Invents New Genre: Helicopter Slumber Party
Because nothing says 'independence' like Mom packing a fox suitcase and wine.
In a heartwarming debut of parental smothering, Aria's mom tagged along to her daughter's first-ever sleepover, turning ...
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France Offers Lebanon ‘Love Contract’ to Date Israel, No Rom-Com Guarantee
Because nothing says peace like forcing decades-long enemies to swipe right in Paris.
In a move that’s about as subtle as a grandpa trying TikTok dances, France cooked up a peace plan requiring Lebanon to p...
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Oscar Viewers Save Big, Stream The Secret Agent Instead of Agents of Secrecy
Because nothing says Hollywood glam like discounted ads and ice cream gadgets.
In a spectacular budget-friendly nod to 2026 Oscars enthusiasts, Hulu and Disney Plus slashed their ad-supported bundle ...
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Trump Declares Hormuz Strait Open, Except When It Isn't
100% destroyed Iran’s military, but drones keep crashing the party anyway.
On Saturday, President Trump tweeted a fleet fantasy promising warships from China, France, Japan, South Korea, and the ...