Billionaire Throws $2 Billion At Meta, Hopes AI Stops Stock From Flatlining
Because nothing screams future like $135 billion sunk into data centers and a steady 3.5 billion users.
Because nothing screams future like $135 billion sunk into data centers and a steady 3.5 billion users.
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Because who needs humans when you can pay GPUs more than salaries?
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Because why disrupt when you can just sulk quietly or skip class entirely?
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Because when your day ends at 8 p.m., cake costs serious green.
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Government shutdown delays jobs report, but not the magic job-vanishing act.
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FBI hunts masked mystery while guy at house insists he’s just here for Netflix.
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Turns out soldiers prefer clicking save over staff meetings - who knew?
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Grounded flights, baffled locals, and no clue what’s really going on.
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Turns out robots can do your taxes without your bank account crying.
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Waiting rooms grow while rural hospitals cry into their empty scrubs.
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Some breakups cost dinner; Marriott’s cost $23 million and ruined vacations.
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Because reminding soldiers of the Constitution is apparently sedition worthy now.
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Apparently, signing up your satellite internet could mean criminal charges or a $230 bribe.
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Nothing says 'friendly neighborhood' like armed visitors tampering with doorbell cams.
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