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Because nothing says international relations like potty-mouthed holiday warnings.
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In what might be the most ‘no duh’ headline of 2026, the UK government banned Ye (formerly Kanye West) from stepping foot in the UK, nixing his planned Wireless Festival headline across all three July days. Keir Starmer weighed in, reminding everyone Ye’s f…
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Billion-Pound Sonic Boom Machine Retires After Burning Quite a Bit of Cash
Back in 1962, Britain and France got cozy and pooled their cash to birth Concorde, a supersonic commercial jet named for 'unity'—ironic, since it unified high costs and sonic booms that shattered windows and budgets. Debuting commercially in '76, Concorde w…
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Trump Sets 8PM Deadline to Vaporize Entire Iranian Civilization, No Pressure
On a baffling Tuesday, President Trump threatened to wipe out the entire Iranian civilization if Tehran doesn't reopen the Strait of Hormuz by exactly 8PM ET, a deadline so punctual it would shame Big Ben. Declaring on Truth Social that a whole civilization…
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President Threatens War Crimes with Easter Bunny-Level Diplomacy
Because nothing says international relations like potty-mouthed holiday warnings.
On Easter Sunday 2026, 79-year-old President Donald Trump took to social media to famously warn Iran to 'Open the Fuckin...
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Anthropic Unleashes AI Cybersecurity Dragon, Trusts Tech Giants Not to Freak Out
Because letting the biggest companies watch your digital weaknesses is peak trust fall.
Anthropic, a company clearly ready to put all its eggs in one AI basket, launched Project Glasswing — an AI muscle flex ...
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US Air Force Sends 45-Year-Old Plane to Rescue Friend, Both Fail Gracefully
An ancient Warthog finally gets a fiery retirement—via Iran’s hospitality.
In a plot twist worthy of a B-movie, a US Air Force A-10 Thunderbolt II—aka the 'Warthog,' a 1977 relic the Air Force is...
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Democrats Seriously Considering 25th Amendment Because Trump Texted Apocalypse
When tweets sound like doomsday prophecies, Congress gets real dramatic.
On the chaotic Monday-Tuesday combo of 2026, President Trump casually threatened 'a whole civilization will die tonight,...
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UK Bans Ye From Wireless Festival Because Even Nazism Is Bad PR
Turns out promoting swastikas doesn’t sell out London venues, who knew?
In what might be the most ‘no duh’ headline of 2026, the UK government banned Ye (formerly Kanye West) from stepping foo...
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Billion-Pound Sonic Boom Machine Retires After Burning Quite a Bit of Cash
Because flying twice as fast shouldn't cost twice your mortgage.
Back in 1962, Britain and France got cozy and pooled their cash to birth Concorde, a supersonic commercial jet named for...
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Trump Sets 8PM Deadline to Vaporize Entire Iranian Civilization, No Pressure
Because nothing says diplomacy like 'civilization will die tonight.'
On a baffling Tuesday, President Trump threatened to wipe out the entire Iranian civilization if Tehran doesn't reopen t...
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Chef Tests If New Yorkers Will Swap Sushi for Seaweed Rolls No Soy Sauce Allowed
Apparently sushi was too mainstream, now it’s ALL about layered rice blobs in Manhattan.
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New Hires Told To Stop Cannonballing Into Office Drama And Paper Shortages
Apparently, not being a workplace tornado is the secret to success.
Business Insider consulted Nikki Sawhney, founder of the New England School of Protocol, and Mariah Humbert, etiquette b...
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Apple’s Foldable iPhone Delay Proves Folding Tech Is Like Folding Reality
Ignore the dummies: actual phones may arrive when pigs learn to fly.
In a headline that sounds like a plot from The Onion, Sonny Dickson—Apple leak legend and dummy phone paparazzo—shared s...
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Company Pays You To Pretend You Enjoy Sitting Next To People You Hate
Superhuman's office perks: bribing awfully reluctant humans since 2026.
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Ulta CEO Proves Weight Loss Drugs Are Just a Beauty Store Stimulus Plan
Because nothing says ‘new you’ like panic-buying anti-hairfall shampoo.
On October 14, 2025, Ulta Beauty's CEO Kecia Steelman introduced us to the glamorous side of weight loss: hair loss and ...
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NASA Breaks Moon Distance Record, Still Can’t Fix Space Toilet or Outlook
Astronauts orbit the moon but can’t escape frozen pee and Microsoft glitches.
On April 1, 2026, NASA's Artemis II blasted off from Kennedy Space Center with four astronauts—Commander Reid Wiseman, p...
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Indianapolis Councilman’s Front Door Now Officially A Bullet-Riddled Billboard
A note and 13 rounds clearly communicate ‘No Data Centers’ works better than votes.
On April 1, while most people were juggling Easter egg hunts, Indy Councilman Ron Gibson was dodging 13 rounds of unsoli...
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Trump Prepares Infra-Wreck Day: Iran’s Bridges and Power Plants on The Chopping Block
8pm ET deadline or negotiations? Even Trump hasn’t decided yet.
President Trump, apparently auditioning for the role of Mad Max supervillain, is threatening to turn every Iranian bridg...
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41-Year-Old Oyster Farmer Declares Primary Over; 78-Year-Old Governor Yet To RSVP
Graham Platner pivots to general election while Janet Mills fights with ads and memes.
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Telehealth Startup Outsources Doctors to AI and Angolan Phone Lines
Because who needs real doctors when you have AI-generated medical mystery men?
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Wisconsin Gov. Vetoes Asking Adults to Prove They’re Adults Watching Porn
Because apparently asking for ID to see smut is an ‘intrusive burden’ on constitutional rights.
On the digital front of morality versus practicality, Wisconsin Governor Tony Evers vetoed AB 105, a bill that would hav...
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Commerce Secretary Set for Congressional Date to Clear Epstein Drama
Because nothing says transparency like a courtroom-style Q&A in May.
Commerce Secretary Howard Lutnick, clearly aiming for 'Epstein Associate of the Year,' agreed to a May 6 transcribed cha...
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Fireworks AI Fueled By 15 Trillion Tokens, Power Grid on Life Support
When your AI gobbles tokens like a college kid midterm week.
Lin Qiao, ex-Meta PyTorch mastermind turned $4 billion AI CEO, claims Fireworks AI now chews through 15 trillion tokens ...