Gen Z’s Drink Wars: Pickle Slushies vs. Dirty Sodas
Move over, alcohol — Gen Z is transforming fast-food menus into a bizarre beverage battle royale. Chains like McDonald’s, Starbucks, and Taco Bell are cashing in on the demand for customizable, cold drinks with neon colors and flavors so wild they’d make grandma gag. Think 'pickle-flavored slushies' and 'sodas with dried fruit on the bottom.' According to Michael Della Penna, 'The crazier, the better,' because Gen Z wants their drinks as eye-catching as their TikTok feeds. With McDonald’s eyeing a $100 billion slushie throne, it’s clear the new battlefield is ice-cold and syrupy.
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When your drink has more personality than your ex but less alcohol than your grandma's cough syrup, you know fast food is chasing Gen Z dollars like it’s the last season of your cringe reality show.
Congrats fast food, you nailed the 'how to confuse and cry inside with drinks' starter pack. Pickle this, boba that—Gen Z hates alcohol but loves weird chemistry experiments in a cup.
Gen Z ordering a drink at these fast food joints is like trying to assemble IKEA furniture without instructions but the pieces are weird neon liquids and fruit confetti.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Katherine Tangalakis-Lippert
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