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AI Slaps White-Collar Jobs, Blue-Collars Brace for Gig Economy Chain Reaction

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  • Citrini and Alap Shah coauthored an AI research paper warning of a 2028 recession triggered by rapid white-collar layoffs.
  • Shah told TBPN podcast that displaced white-collar workers will push into blue-collar jobs, putting pressure on the entire labor market.
  • The paper predicts a stock market crash and economic slowdown as reduced spending power hammers housing, mortgages, and government tax income.

In a plot twist worthy of a Black Mirror rejected script, AI research by Citrini and Littlebird.ai's CEO Alap Shah has triggered a global stock sell-off warning of a 2028 future where white-collar jobs vanish faster than your weekend plans. Shah predicts 5% layoffs among white collars who, with nowhere to pivot, must downshift into blue-collar gigs — squeezing that labor market tighter than your jeans after holiday feasts. The domino effect? A metro housing slump, a worldwide recession, and AI growth stalled by lack of funds. Taxed out middle-class workers might soon fund government spending spiraling faster than they can pay payroll taxes, all while economists nervously sip lukewarm coffee at TBPN podcast studios.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 2/24/2026 | Author: Katherine Li