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Valentine’s Day Gifts: Because Nothing Says Love Like A $9 Lego Bouquet

Valentine’s Day Gifts: Because Nothing Says Love Like A $9 Lego Bouquet
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KEY POINTS

  • Beats Powerbeats Pro 2 earbuds reduced from $249 to $199.95 at big retailers like Walmart, Amazon, and Best Buy.
  • Amazon Echo Dot Max and Echo Show 8 smart speakers are discounted to $79.99 and $149.99 respectively, featuring Alexa Plus and advanced smart home support.
  • Affordable gifts like Lego Roses at $9.99 and practical e-readers like Kobo Libra Colour at $209.99 provide options beyond traditional flowers and chocolates.

With Valentine’s Day stalking the calendar, the tech gods have decreed: no heartfelt gift is complete without a $79.99 smart speaker boasting Alexa Plus and a new LED ring, or a $9.99 Lego Roses set good for eternal plastic romance. The Beats Powerbeats Pro 2 have dropped from $249 to $199.95 at Walmart, Amazon, and Best Buy, packed with noise cancellation and heart rate monitoring—because nothing screams love like auditory monitoring during gym sessions. Meanwhile, Kobo Libra Colour offers physical page-turn buttons at $209.99, apparently for those not fully indoctrinated into the Amazon Kindle cult. The massaging Theragun Mini 3, now a quieter $179.99 pound of muscle relief, pledges to save relationships one sore shoulder at a time. And if you’d rather just clean your love life with a vacuum, well, they’re on sale too.

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Source: Theverge | Published: 2/6/2026 | Author: Sheena Vasani