Australia: BBQs, 39C Meltdowns & 130km/h Hair Days
Australia is apparently auditioning for the world's most extreme weather reality show as the Bureau of Meteorology drops a 'blistering day' forecast hitting a sweating 39C in Sydney's CBD, while Victoria's south-west coast braces for wind gusts up to 130km/h, because why not? On October 21 and 22, NSW and Queensland smashed century-old October heat records dating back to 1910, basically turning the eastern states into oversized saunas. Meanwhile, everyone is advised to stay inside or risk getting windblown like an undercooked paper airplane, as the Bureau reminds us that climate drama is still the hottest ticket in town.
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Australia’s weather just sold tickets to the hottest and windiest show of 2025—39C BBQs in Sydney with 130km/h hair-flattening winds for free. Local pets request air-conditioned kidnapping.
It’s 2025 and Australia decided heatwaves and wind gusts are the new normal playlist. Who needs comfortable weather when you can have 1910’s record-beating sauna sessions paired with 130km/h leaf blower challenges?
Victoria’s south-west coast just got upgraded from 'chilly evening' to 'live tornado set-piece' with winds hitting 130km/h. Because nothing says Aussie lifestyle like seasoning your shrimp with a side of wind trauma.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 10/22/2025 | Author: Petra Stock
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