Kazakhstan Joins Abraham Accords: Because Why Not, Trump Wants a Club
Kazakhstan's President Kassym-Jomart Tokayev announced Thursday he'll join the Abraham Accords, the U.S.-led 'club' aimed at making Israel look less like the popular kid everyone avoids during Gaza war fallout. Meeting Trump and Netanyahu in D.C., Tokayev, who already enjoys 30 years of zero-steam diplomatic relations with Israel, decided to upgrade from 'just acquaintances' to 'exclusive LinkedIn connections.' This move coincides with Kazakhstan signing a deal on critical minerals with the U.S., basically saying 'Hey Washington, we're cool.' Meanwhile, Trump's bigger dream remains Saudi Arabia joining the squad on Nov 18 — because nothing screams peace like negotiating with the Middle East's diplomatic soap opera's main cast.
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Kazakhstan is joining the Abraham Accords because nothing says ‘religious tolerance’ like making a diplomatic Facebook friend request during a Trump-led Central Asian summit. Next stop: Saudi Arabia’s maybe-might-possibly-not RSVP to this peace party.
Hats off to Kazakhstan for joining an agreement that’s basically the World's Most Awkward Group Chat involving Israel, Trump, and every Muslim-majority country trying to swipe right on peace.
Kazakhstan signing Abraham Accords while also securing critical minerals from the U.S.? Congratulations on becoming the middle-of-the-road influencer who plays both sides better than a soccer mom schedules carpool.
Source: Axios | Published: 11/6/2025 | Author: Barak Ravid
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