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Gordon Brown Declares Starmer ‘Integrity Guy’ Despite PM Drama Novella

Gordon Brown Declares Starmer ‘Integrity Guy’ Despite PM Drama Novella
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KEY POINTS

  • Gordon Brown defended Keir Starmer’s integrity despite mounting criticism as Prime Minister in February 2026.
  • Several Labour MPs expressed belief that Starmer’s resignation is inevitable, calling his position ‘irredeemable.’
  • Kim Johnson, MP for Liverpool Riverside, publicly suggested Starmer should seriously reconsider his leadership.

On a charming winter day in February 2026, Gordon Brown—yes, the same chap who selflessly handed over No. 10 years ago—stepped into the ring to crown Keir Starmer a man of ‘integrity,’ despite the new Prime Minister getting played like a bad poker hand by Peter Mandelson, the political puppet master from the Blairite archives. Meanwhile, an unnamed but apparently very disappointed Labour backbencher declared Starmer’s position ‘irredeemable,’ sparking whispers that it's 'when, not if' he steps down. Liverpool Riverside's own Kim Johnson didn’t just sip tea; she diplomatically urged Starmer to ‘consider his position’ on Times Radio, because subtlety is overrated when running a party in quiet freefall.

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Source: Theguardian | Published: 2/7/2026 | Author: Taz Ali