Trump Declares War On Babies With Tourist Dad And Diplomat Moms
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- •President Trump plans to sign two executive orders on Thursday targeting birth tourism and certain diplomatic children to limit birthright citizenship.
- •The new orders came after the Supreme Court rejected his broader attempt earlier this year to deny citizenship to children born of noncitizens.
- •Federal committees are investigating companies like ‘Have My Baby in Miami’ amid concerns about foreign nationals using birth tourism for citizenship.
On a Thursday the Empire strikes back against birth tourism with not one but two executive orders because apparently babies born on U.S. soil to tourist moms or diplomatic staff are the real threat to national security — move over cyber hacks, meet ‘Have My Baby in Miami.’ Trump’s latest gag order follows a Supreme Court smackdown on his New Year’s Day plan to nix automatic citizenship for children of noncitizens. This time, he zeroed in on four groups: diplomat spawn, alien enemy babies, Puerto Rican birthright maybe-laters, and that prized category—mommy tourists who pay top dollar to pop kids stateside. The House Oversight Committee even subpoenaed the company ‘Have My Baby in Miami’ amid concerns over college admissions hacks from Chinese and Russian parents. Meanwhile, Trump insists birthright citizenship is a limousine club for global elite baby factories while actual experts calmly say, just enforce existing rules.
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(1 of 3)Trump’s new hobby is outlawing babies born with passports, targeting moms who ‘abused’ the womb like it’s Fort Knox. Next up: deporting toddlers for jaywalking.
Building walls around cribs now, because keeping out diplomatic babies is the next big national security threat.
Trump’s birth tourism crackdown sounds like a plot twist in a dystopian telenovela called ‘Welcome to America, Have My Baby.’
Source: Axios | Published: 8/6/2026 | Author: Marc Caputo
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