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Epstein’s Ghost Baby Drama: Brother Swears Jeff’s Child-Free for Life

KEY POINTS

  • Jeffrey Epstein never had children, confirmed by his brother Mark Epstein last Monday.
  • In 2011, 'Sarah xx' sent a BlackBerry message congratulating Epstein on a supposed baby boy, referencing 'The Duke,' likely Prince Andrew.
  • The messages included allegations that Epstein befriended her to get closer to Andrew and a 2010 plea for marriage from 'Sarah.'

In an epic plot twist worthy of a royal soap opera sequel, a 2011 BlackBerry Messenger email from a mysterious 'Sarah xx' to Jeffrey Epstein congratulated him on ‘a baby boy’—even though his brother Mark Epstein confidently insists Jeff had zero kids, saying, 'If Jeff had a kid, I think I would have known.' The same cryptic message referenced 'The Duke,' presumed to be Prince Andrew, formerly the Duke of York. Oddly poetic jealousy erupted when 'Sarah' accused Epstein of only befriending her 'to get to Andrew.' Meanwhile, a January 2010 message has 'Sarah' begging Jeff, 'Just marry me,' proving even scandal veterans deserve romantic sitcom subplots.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 2/2/2026 | Author: Jacob Shamsian