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Saudi Prince Begs Trump to Cancel Iran Bomb Party, Even KBS Is Awkward

Saudi Prince Begs Trump to Cancel Iran Bomb Party, Even KBS Is Awkward
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KEY POINTS

  • •Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman expressed concern over Trump’s planned attacks on Iranian energy targets in a Saturday call.
  • •Trump’s planned strikes respond to Iran’s recent missile attack on a U.S. base in Jordan and disruptions in the Strait of Hormuz.
  • •Regional powers including Qatar, Turkey, and Pakistan are urging de-escalation as mediators work to reopen the Strait and prevent further conflict.

In a bizarre geopolitical group chat this Saturday, Saudi Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman slid into Trump's DMs pleading him to reconsider the 'massive strikes' he’s cooking up against Iranian energy infrastructure. This came just days after Iran ripped a missile at a US base in Jordan and turned up the Strait of Hormuz chaos like it’s a regional DJ battle. MBS apparently had to ask for 'clarity about the plan,' because even Saudi Arabia doesn't want fireworks signed off like a last-minute TikTok trend. Meanwhile, Trump met with Khalid bin Salman—aka KBS—who was low key shocked but still delivered the Saudi de-escalation playlist. Iran’s foreign minister threw shade with a Telegram threat of 'decisive proportional response,' while Qatar and Oman awkwardly tried to calm everyone down because apparently, this disaster's a group project. The White House and Saudi embassy are ghosting comments like it’s one of those awkward family group texts.

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Source: Axios | Published: 8/1/2026 | Author: Barak Ravid

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