Trump’s Gaza Peace Plan Features Tony Blair And Billionaires, Netanyahu Not Invited
KEY POINTS
- •Netanyahu protested the White House's Gaza 'executive board' that includes Turkey and Qatar's officials without his consultation.
- •Trump’s team responded that Netanyahu has no say in Gaza and should focus on Iran while they run the peace plan.
- •The plan unveils a technocratic Palestinian government, with Ali Shaath and former UN envoy Nickolay Mladenov, aiming to stabilize Gaza.
President Trump’s team has officially put Israel's Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu in the digital timeout corner while rolling out 'phase two' of the Gaza peace extravaganza. Netanyahu was blindsided when the White House announced an 'executive board' packed with Turkey’s foreign minister, Qatar’s bigwig, Jared Kushner (Trump’s global fixer), Steve Witkoff (real estate mogul), Tony Blair (yes, THAT Tony Blair), and a roster of billionaires and ex-UN peacemakers. Netanyahu told his Foreign Minister to raise holy hell with the U.S. State Department, but the Trump camp basically said, 'We don’t negotiate with peasants.' Israel gets to focus on Iran; the U.S. runs Gaza now. Oh, and Ali Shaath, formerly a Palestinian deputy transport minister, is helping tech the place up. Meanwhile, Army Gen. Jasper Jeffers will command the International Stabilization Force to guard aid from turning into Hamas’s personal Amazon Prime. Trump declared on Truth Social that Hamas must 'do it the easy way or the hard way' while calculating probably 60 days until this soap opera backfires or lands with a wheeze.
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Trump’s Gaza plan: a billionaire, a former UK PM, and Turkey’s foreign minister walk into a peace summit while Netanyahu wonders if he signed up for the right reality show.
They tossed Netanyahu out of Gaza’s driver’s seat, replaced him with Jared Kushner and a bunch of billionaires who probably think conflict resolution involves Monopoly money.
Trump’s peace plan is basically a UN reunion plus billionaire guest stars while Israel’s PM holds the ‘Not Invited’ sign and practices his Kumbaya face.
Source: Axios | Published: 1/17/2026 | Author: Barak Ravid
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