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Nepal’s Billion-Dollar Mud Pie: Foreign Rescuers Find 'Ruined Border Crossing, Please Hold'

Nepal’s Billion-Dollar Mud Pie: Foreign Rescuers Find 'Ruined Border Crossing, Please Hold'
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  • Almost 3,000 people were reported missing in Nepal’s Nuwakot district after severe flooding devastated the area.
  • Chinese rescuers arrived but found ‘nothing but ruins’ at a border crossing, prompting Nepal to seek international help.
  • Nepal’s Foreign Minister Shisir Khanal estimated the cost of rebuilding could reach billions of dollars and appealed for global support.

In the grand theater of geopolitical mudslides, Nepal’s Nuwakot district finds itself starring in an epic drama: ‘The Flood Took Everything I Have.’ Nearly 3,000 souls decided to play hide-and-seek with reality, while over 550 additional plot twists went unaccounted for on the China side. Enter foreign guest stars: India and China, sending their expert tunnel rescue teams—because everyone knows floods respond best to tunnel specialists. Meanwhile, Foreign Minister Shisir Khanal casually dropped a teaser that reconstruction might cost billions, because what’s a disaster without an eye-watering price tag? The real cliffhanger: when international support will arrive to turn the ruins into something less ruin-y.

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Source: Theguardian | Published: 8/29/2026 | Author: Keely Aouga (now); Nadeem Badshah, Taz Ali and Wendy Frew (earlier)

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