Golfers Break Rules, Especially Legs, While Trying to Look Classy on Greens
KEY POINTS
- •On August 26, 2024, PGA professionals like Justan Johnson advised on speeding up games by playing 'ready golf' and fixing ball marks.
- •Jason Crawford emphasized arriving 20 minutes early for tee times at Massanutten Resort to keep the course rhythm steady.
- •Don Rasmussen warned against dangling feet from golf carts at Circling Raven Golf Club, recalling serious leg injuries.
On August 26, 2024, Business Insider gathered pearls of wisdom from PGA pros like Justan Johnson of DC’s Blue Golf Performance and Jason Crawford from Virginia’s Massanutten Resort about why you shouldn’t treat golf like your backyard BBQ. Turns out dangling your leg outside a moving golf cart at Circling Raven Golf Club’s academy in Idaho leads to spiral leg breaks—not a great party trick. Meanwhile, Erika Larkin at Creighton Farms ranted about jeans and backward hats crushing golf's centuries of 'class and integrity,' presumably while adjusting her perfectly pressed collared shirt. Bonus tips include not wrecking greens with golf bags or loud music—because ruining others’ putts and deals is peak etiquette fail. Oh, and please show up 20 minutes early or risk total course chaos. All in all, it’s etiquette hell out there, folks — fancy grass has never been so demanding.
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(1 of 3)People breaking golf course etiquette is like watching a slow-motion car crash: legs off carts, heirloom greens spread like crime scenes. Hint: Respect the lawn or suddenly, you’re famous for the wrong reasons.
Golf etiquette pros say: don’t wear jeans or tank tops. Meanwhile, I’ll be that guy, ruining your vibe and your mullet.
Why watch golf balls fly when your buddies could break bones dangling legs out carts like tourists in a death parade?
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/2/2026 | Author: Alyssa Towns Swantkoski
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