Central Bank Slices 0.25% To Freeze Economic Growth
In a headline that screams 'cool down, America,' the central bank dropped a tiny 0.25% interest rate cut precisely while the labour market decided to take a much-needed nap, effectively putting economic growth on pause. This subtle nudge to the economy comes at a time when jobs are about as lively as a Sunday afternoon porch swing in a ghost town. Meanwhile, growth stalls like a lawn mower stuck in mudâproof that even the smartest money wizards can't will the economy into a sprint when the workforce's spirit has wandered off for lunch. Classic bureaucratic foot-dragging meets reality check.
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Only in America could a minuscule 0.25% cut be the financial equivalent of yelling 'Go!' to a snail on a treadmill stuck in molasses.
Back in my day, a 0.25% rate cut actually meant something, now itâs just the monetary systemâs version of a polite cough in a silent room.
Central bank cuts rates 0.25% like tossing a snowball at a forest fire. Meanwhile, job market snoozes, proving common sense is rarer than a tax protest with a marching band.
Source: Aljazeera | Published: 9/17/2025 | Author: Unknown
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