UAE Promises To Launch Biggest 'Not Invited To This Fight' Comeback Ever
KEY POINTS
- ā¢Since the first day of conflict, Iran launched 186 missiles and 812 drones targeting the UAE and Gulf neighbors.
- ā¢The UAE, hit hardest with three killed and around seventy injured, is now considering military retaliation.
- ā¢Foreign policy adviser Anwar Gargash condemned Iranās attacks as a 'miscalculation' isolating Tehran during a regional crisis.
Since day one of the Gulf reality show war, Iran has been pelting the UAE with a whopping 186 ballistic missiles (yes, 172 swatted away like mosquitos, 13 politely dumped in the sea, and one accidentally RSVPād onto Emirati soil) plus 812 dronesābecause who doesnāt love a flying infestation? The UAE, apparently tired of mystery air strikes igniting fires at Jebel Ali Port and bombing swanky Dubai hotels, is now considering a military response despite swearing off the fightās invite list. Foreign policy guru Anwar Gargash tweeted that Iranās missile obsession only sealed their regional popularity-free ticket. With 3 foreign nationals dead, 70 wounded, Qatar throttling gas production, and Saudiās maybe jumping in, everyoneās wondering if this is Middle East 2026ās hottest new throwdown. Meanwhile, Trumpās āOperation Epic Furyā targets a swift knockout, scheduled for 4 to 5 weeks of fireworksāwhich is a delightful way to ruin everyoneās spring break.
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(1 of 3)UAE's counting Iranian missiles like PokĆ©mon cards and finally ready to play their first realhand. Iranās drone party crashed way too hard, now the neighbors might actually RSVP to the fight club.
The UAEās defensive playbook: intercept everything, respond maybe, hope Iran misunderstands 'peace' for 'weak.'
Iran showers UAE with drones and missiles; UAE debating if they want to RSVP or just dodge quietly.
Source: Axios | Published: 3/3/2026 | Author: Barak Ravid
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