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President Links Iraq War to ‘Sacred Oath’ Made to Osama’s Radio Van

KEY POINTS

  • On September 11, 1996, Osama bin Laden traveled with al-Qaida aides in eastern Afghanistan in a convoy including a makeshift communications van.
  • Bin Laden’s rudimentary radio setup did not allow him to see the attacks on the US Twin Towers and the Pentagon but let him hear unfolding news.
  • On the 25th anniversary, memorials were held across the US as the President linked the Iran war to a ‘sacred oath’ to 9/11 victims.

On September 11th, exactly 25 years after Osama bin Laden toured Eastern Afghanistan in his convoy of SUVs and a glorified radio van, the President tied US war efforts in Iran to a ‘sacred oath’ to 9/11 victims. Bin Laden, rocking a makeshift communication station that couldn't stream even a single tragedy live, had to depend on flustered radio announcers’ shocked voices while his al-Qaida minivan caravan cruised rugged Afghan roads. Meanwhile, America held nationwide memorials to honor 3000 souls lost, as politicians expertly recycled metaphors and patriotism like cafeteria leftovers. Politics, PTSD, and outdated SUVs collided in an annual surplus of solemn gaslighting.

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Source: Theguardian | Published: 9/11/2026 | Author: Lucy Campbell (now); Shrai Popat and Tom Ambrose (earlier)

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