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Diesel Hits $6, Californians Prepare to Remortgage Their Teslas

KEY POINTS

  • •On September 11, the national average diesel price hit over $6 a gallon, marking a 60% increase from last year.
  • •Top companies like Kroger, Smithfield Foods, and Hormel warn consumers to brace for rising grocery prices due to diesel costs.
  • •Energy turmoil from the Strait of Hormuz closure after Trump’s war with Iran pushed costs to $300 million extra daily nationwide.

The unprecedented price of diesel soared above $6 a gallon nationwide last Friday according to AAA, up a staggering 60% since last year. California, apparently declaring war on wallets, is flirting with diesel prices over $9 at some stations and poised to lead the nation past the $8 mark. Energy costs spiked sharply after Trump's Iran war ignited chaos at the Strait of Hormuz, as the EIA bumped 2027 diesel price forecasts to an eye-watering $4.40. Corporate prophets from Kroger to Smithfield and Hormel are sounding alarms that your bacon and Sharpies will soon cost you premium lip-smacking rates as CFO Mark Erceg pointed out diesel inflation is crushing Newell Brands’ portfolio harder than a Monday morning hangover. Consumer pockets nationwide are hemorrhaging an extra $300 million every 24 hours just to keep trucks rolling, turning the energy shock into a general "cost shock" apocalypse.

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Source: Axios | Published: 9/11/2026 | Author: Nathan Bomey

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