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Trump Warns Missile Gifts Could Result in Getting Stabbed in the Back by Friendly Fire

Trump Warns Missile Gifts Could Result in Getting Stabbed in the Back by Friendly Fire
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  • •President Donald Trump spoke at Camp David on February 17, 2026, addressing a reporter's question about Iran negotiations.
  • •Trump said the US would be 'hitting them very hard' and acknowledged Iran currently lacks significant navy, air, and anti-aircraft power.
  • •Earlier in the week, Ukrainian President Zelenskyy requested missiles, which Trump warned could backfire as 'people can someday turn on you.'

At Camp David, in a masterclass of geopolitical diplomacy worthy of a reality TV plot, US president Donald Trump dropped wisdom bombs by announcing that 'people can someday turn on you' if you give them missiles—after Ukraine’s Zelenskyy politely asked for some earlier this week (yes, missiles, not friendship bracelets). When prodded about Iran on February 17th, 2026, Trump promised the US would be 'hitting them very hard,' confident that Iran’s navy, air force, and anti-aircraft capabilities were so totally destroyed they could star in a military ghost town tour. He bragged about how the US was gracefully 'doing very well' and trying to be 'as nice as you can be in a situation like that'—like a big, tough but polite bouncer at the international club. Apparently, nice means decimating without causing collateral feelings. Truly, missile diplomacy has never been so heartwarmingly brutal.

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Source: Theguardian | Published: 7/31/2026 | Author: Maya Yang (now) and Rachel Leingang (earlier)

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