Trump Discovers Unlimited Ammo, Declares Wars Could Last Forever, Maybe Eat Snacks Too
KEY POINTS
- ā¢Donald Trump posted on Truth Social claiming the US has a 'virtually unlimited supply' of 'medium and upper medium grade' weapons.
- ā¢This statement came the same day as intense US-Israeli strikes on Iran, killing Supreme Leader Khamenei and sparking regional missile and drone retaliation.
- ā¢Despite admitted supply concerns, Trump suggested additional high-grade weapons are stored abroad, indicating readiness for a prolonged conflict.
On a Monday night to remember, Donald Trump logged onto Truth Social to drop a bombshell revealing the US has a 'virtually unlimited supply' of 'medium and upper medium grade' weapons. He confidently mused wars could be fought 'forever, and very successfully'āwe assume with these stockpiles, though he didnāt clarify if they included those mythical chocolate bars. This comes as Washington and Tel Aviv are knee-deep in strikes against Iran following the Saturday assassination of Ayatollah Khamenei. Despite spikes in oil prices and chaos from missiles and drones flying like angry pigeons over Israel, Trump comforted us all by admitting the stockpile is 'not where we want to be,' but hey, there's 'much additional high grade weaponry stored in outlying countries,' so basically, war's on tap. Meanwhile, Pentagon worries if burning through Tomahawk cruise missiles now means needing China to babysit later. The White House didnāt return Business Insiderās calls outside āregular business hours,' presumably prepping their own medium-grade memes.
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Trump says war can rage on 'forever' with āmedium and upper medium gradeā weapons, because nothing screams endless conflict like second-tier arms and vague military math.
If you thought your Costco bulk buy was impressive, Trumpās arsenal apparently includes these 'virtually unlimited' weapons with a side of 'medium and upper medium grade.' Forever war, sponsored by the discount aisle.
Trumpās war strategy: buy everything in the 'middle shelf' of the arms store and hope the world just blinks and gives up.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 3/3/2026 | Author: Matthew Loh
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