Americans Pay $10K Yearly for Groceries, Then Toss Them Like Expired Tinder Dates

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KEY POINTS

•Americans pay over $10,000 annually on groceries, with two-thirds feeling the pinch due to soaring prices.
•Food safety experts blame the Trump administration's 2025 agency staffing cuts for increased fears around unsafe food.
•While recalls number 5,504 this year, a record 19 outbreaks led to a surge in federal food safety investigations.

In 2026, the average American household is dropping over $10,000 on groceries—mostly to be haunted by recall notices making them toss their overpriced kale like last season’s crop. Prices have skyrocketed 18% since 2022 amid energy wars sparked by Iran and beef prices spiking because the U.S. cattle situation is tighter than a hipster’s skinny jeans. Meanwhile, the FDA reports 5,504 recalls so far, only slightly higher than last year, but they’re juggling a record 19 outbreak investigations involving everything from jalapeños to infant formula. Lauren Borsheim blames the 2025 Trump admin for gutting food safety faster than you can say 'Cyclospora on iceberg lettuce.' Cornell economist Christopher Barrett warns that slashing inspections leads to a vicious cycle of recalls hiking prices. Oh, and don’t expect USDA or FDA comments anytime soon—they're probably busy managing the apocalypse.