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Nvidia CEO Announces AGI Has Arrived, Science Scrambles for Definition

KEY POINTS

  • Nvidia CEO Jensen Huang said on Sunday that AGI has arrived, crediting OpenAI's Astra model announced last Thursday.
  • OpenAI calls Astra their most intelligent AI, trained on Nvidia chips, with potential to outperform humans in demanding tasks.
  • Critics like Gary Marcus and Sam Altman challenged the AGI claim, citing vague definitions, while Nvidia reported record revenues.

On a fine Sunday in 2026, Nvidia's CEO Jensen Huang threw a digital party on X by declaring 'AGI has arrived,' crediting OpenAI’s Astra model, which was trained on his company's chips—because what’s AI without a chip sponsorship? Astra, unveiled just the previous Thursday, was hailed as the world's 'most intelligent and aligned model,' capable of performing heavy-duty professional tasks faster and better than humans, or so the marketing says. Astra’s arrival sparked joyful proclamations from Huang and OpenAI president Greg Brockman, who boldly named it the dawn of the AGI era. Meanwhile, AI skeptic Gary Marcus shook his head, reminding everyone Huang skipped the whole 'definition' step, echoing Sam Altman’s assessment of AGI as ‘a very poorly defined term’ — basically marketing fluff dressed as technological breakthrough. Behind the scenes, Nvidia laughed all the way to the bank, reporting a mind-boggling $96.2 billion quarterly revenue, mostly on AI chips powering Astra's brain, with 400,000 new GPUs queued up to keep the AI hype train chugging. Welcome to the era where the future is sold on fancy jargon and chip sales pitches, while everyone else tries to figure out what AGI really means before it's time to update their resumes.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 9/7/2026 | Author: Truman Dickerson,Georgia Hennessy

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