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Apple Watch SE 3 Pretends to Be Premium, Skips Tiny Heart Drama

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  • Apple announced the Apple Watch SE 3 with prices dropping to $219 for GPS and $249 for LTE versions across Amazon, Target, and Walmart.
  • The SE 3 adds an always-on display powered by the S10 chip, enabling gesture controls, music streaming, and ovulation tracking.
  • However, it lacks advanced health metrics like EKGs and blood oxygen measurement which are exclusive to the more expensive Series 11 and Ultra 3.

Apple's latest Apple Watch SE 3 dropped to a bargain-basement-unicorn $219 at Amazon on the 40mm GPS model, with LTE jumping in for just $50 more—because nothing says 'affordable' like a $250 smartwatch that borrows features from pricier siblings. Released sometime after December (2025, apparently), this watch boasts an always-on display so intense it doesn't require a poke, powered by the mystical S10 chip that enables double finger taps and wrist flicks for busy bees. It streams tunes from your wrist, tracks ovulation (day planners rejoice), and even sniffs out sleep apnea like a doctor in the night. But hold the applause—the $399-and-up Series 11 and Ultra 3 keep blood oxygen, hypertension alerts, and precision iPhone-finding hogged for the elite. In other words, the SE 3 is your everyman’s sidekick that gracefully admits: 'I'm good, but not THAT good.'

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Source: Theverge | Published: 3/24/2026 | Author: Sheena Vasani

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