Netflix Brings Back Torture, Gangsters, and Minions Because March Needs Excitement

KEY POINTS

•Martin Scorsese’s 'Casino' starring Robert De Niro and Sharon Stone arrives on Netflix March 1, showcasing Vegas mob life.
•'Saw' and related sequels, including 'Saw X' (2023), start streaming March 19, bringing classic horror back to fans.
•'Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man,' a film continuation starring Cillian Murphy, premieres March 20 as Tommy Shelby returns.

March on Netflix is like the cinematic equivalent of a wild frat party where guests bring their own mental scars: Martin Scorsese drags Robert De Niro and Sharon Stone to Las Vegas in 'Casino' (March 1), where gangster lifestyles apparently pay better than therapy. That same day brings the ’Fifty Shades’ trilogy, promising enough chains and contracts to confuse even the most aroused lit majors. James Caan gets trapped by Kathy Bates’ unhinged fan in 'Misery,' reminding us why fans bred on Stephen King are the best kind of toxic. Emily Blunt’s 'Sicario' dives into cartel chaos with a cast that'll out-stare you before Benicio del Toro gets involved. For those who want their limbs tested, 'Saw' and its sequels, including 2023’s 'Saw X,' continue the legacy of painful hostage games beginning March 19. Cillian Murphy returns March 20 for 'Peaky Blinders: The Immortal Man' after a self-imposed exile that sounds personal but probably involves razor-sharp hats. As if that isn’t enough, Steve Carell’s young Gru and his yellow chaos minions unleash villainy March 23. Truly, Netflix is catering to scars of every shape, form, and irritatingly catchy animated chant this month.

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March on Netflix: a twisted menu featuring torture traps, gangster drama, kinky contracts, and cute minions hell-bent on world domination. Take your pick; all roads lead to broken dreams or broken bones.

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