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Russian Billionaire Demands Slavery Shift: 12-Hour, 6-Day Work Quotas to ‘Fix’ Economy

Russian Billionaire Demands Slavery Shift: 12-Hour, 6-Day Work Quotas to ‘Fix’ Economy
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  • Russian billionaire Oleg Deripaska proposed that Russians work 12 hours a day, six days a week to address economic slowdown.
  • He argued that Russia’s strength lies in working harder during crises, recommending shifts from 8 a.m. to 8 p.m., Saturdays included.
  • Despite oil prices surging past $100 per barrel due to Middle East tensions, Russia's GDP growth slowed to 1% in 2025.

Oleg Deripaska, the aluminum czar and Telegram’s new productivity guru, insists Russia jump on a 12-hour, six-day workweek to counter a ‘deeper crisis’ that’s way more intense than your usual interest rate drama. Claiming Russia’s secret sauce is rallying under pressure, the Rusal founder pitches 8 a.m. to 8 p.m. grindfests including Saturdays — because apparently 48 hours of work is the new national characteristic. Despite Russia’s oil boomerang from Middle East tensions pushing crude above $100 a barrel and fueling only a modest 1% GDP growth in 2025 (down from a sprightly 4.3% a year earlier), Deripaska thinks mandatory overtime is the PowerPoint slide Russia desperately needed.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 3/31/2026 | Author: Huileng Tan

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