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Trump Declares Tuesday 'Power Plant and Bridge Day', Iran Not Invited

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  • President Trump threatened Iran with attacks on power plants and bridges if the Strait of Hormuz remained closed by Tuesday.
  • Oil prices climbed with Brent crude nearing $110 and WTI hitting $115 per barrel following the ongoing US-Israeli conflict with Iran.
  • The war’s impact raised US gas prices above $4 per gallon and caused airlines to cancel flights due to soaring jet fuel costs.

In a masterclass of keyboard diplomacy, President Donald Trump blasted Iran on Sunday with a profanity-spiked ultimatum demanding the Strait of Hormuz reopen by Tuesday or face Air Force demolition special: bridge and power plant blowouts. The 1/5th-of-world's-oil highway's closure has boosted Brent crude nearly to $110 per barrel and WTI up 3% to $115, while US drivers choking on $4+ gas curse everything except their increasingly expensive groceries. Jet fuel zoomed to $195 by March end, pushing airlines toward the ancient art of flight cancellations. Meanwhile, Trump’s cryptic Truth Social sign-off tossed in 'Praise be to Allah,' as if Google Translate was hijacked mid-tweet.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 4/5/2026 | Author: Lauren Edmonds

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