National Consumer Center Admits: Fishy Is Really Fishy
In a groundbreaking statement that caused no one to spill their sushi, a National Consumers Affairs Center official solemnly advised, 'If you feel something fishy, even just a little bit, don't order it.' This gem of wisdom, dropped without fanfare or dates, shook the foundation of restaurant patronage everywhere. No names, no brands, not even a rogue kelp company called out—just pure common sense served cold like last week's catch. Apparently, this is the extent of consumer guidance in a world where you can buy fish-flavored battery acid if you squint hard enough. Who knew our biggest foe was suspicion about texture and smell?
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National Consumers Affairs basically said 'Trust your nose, not the menu.' Thanks for the life-changing guidance. Next:
They just reinvented the wheel: If you suspect sushi smells off, guess what? Don't eat it. Brave new consumer world, folks.
National Consumers Affairs Center: pioneers of 'Common Sense 101' since who knows when. Can't wait for their next tip: 'Wash your hands before eating.'
Source: Japantimes | Published: 9/3/2025 | Author: Unknown
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