Tech Mogul Spends $2M Yearly Fighting Aging, Forgets Son’s Sex Ed Exists
KEY POINTS
- •Bryan Johnson spoke at Business Insider's The Long Play event in San Francisco on April 2026.
- •Johnson admitted his 20-year-old son’s main sex education source was only pornography, leading him to write a sex instruction manual.
- •Johnson, spending around $2 million annually to reverse aging, emphasized relationships’ role in mental and physical health.
Bryan Johnson, the tech billionaire who drops a casual $2 million a year chasing eternal youth (and probably the fountain of wifi), realized at Business Insider's Long Play event in San Francisco that his 20-year-old son’s sex education consisted solely of the 'educational content' Netflix calls porn. Deciding YouTube didn’t cover the whole syllabus, Bryan wrote a '10-lesson instruction manual on how to have sex,' which some cheekily say is like '50 Shades of Grey' for longevity nerds. He also discussed using a bedtime penis tracker because if you can’t quantify nocturnal erections, do you even longevity? Meanwhile, his son reportedly took the crash course like a champ. Because nothing says ‘Dad goals’ like manuals, monitoring devices, and a million-dollar anti-aging budget, all aimed at bridging Generation Porn's love gap.
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(1 of 3)Bryan Johnson bankrolls his fight against death with millions, but forgot to teach his kid where babies come from—straight from the 'School of Porn' curriculum. Turns out longevity isn't just about wrinkles, but knowing your way around the bedroom without a sequel.
Spent $2 million a year trying to outsmart death but only realized his son’s sex ed was a porn addiction sequel—plot twist no one asked for.
When your anti-aging budget outspends your parenting budget: Bryan Johnson's son learned intimacy from pixels, so dad wrote a 10-step instruction manual. True love is teaching sex like it’s biotech.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 4/15/2026 | Author: Amanda Goh
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