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Empty-Nesters' Costco Haul: 7 Protein Hacks To Ward Off Sadness

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  • •After her kids moved out, longtime Costco shopper Stacy Boe Miller adjusted her buying habits to focus on nutritious, protein-rich foods.
  • •She drives 30 minutes every two weeks to stock up on staples like Kirkland Signature Greek yogurt, Tyson chicken strips, and Motor City pepperoni pizza.
  • •Her shopping list reflects a downsized household of two, prioritizing convenience and health to suit a quieter, post-kid lifestyle.

Stacy Boe Miller, a seasoned (15 years!) Costco member and former bulk-snacker, now shops 30 minutes away every two weeks for her two-person protein-packed existential buffet. Her top picks include: Kirkland Signature nonfat Greek yogurt moonlighting as sour cream; frozen organic blueberries valiantly fighting antioxidants and fiber wars in oatmeal and crumbles; Tyson's precooked rotisserie chicken strips, transforming tortillas into pesto pizza or desperate taco salads; pantry-stable Kirkland oat milk that only chills post-opening; PB2 powdered peanut butter for guilt-lite smoothies and honey-yogurt apple dips; Motor City Pizza Co.’s Detroit crunch, the official 'kids-drop-by' pizza; and finally, a stir-fry veggie medley promising quick, versatile dinners. Welcome to the high-stakes world of empty-nester meal prep—because adulting means choosing protein over Doritos.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 8/5/2026 | Author: Stacy Boe Miller

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