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Woman Sells ‘Forever Home’ to Buy Smile and Life Lessons in Brazil

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  • At nearly 70, the author sold her longtime home, realizing it was a debt-ridden money pit preventing her desired lifestyle.
  • She used the sale to get dental work in Brazil before capitalizing on photography job offers on a luxury cruise ship.
  • After months at sea and recovery from an injury in Miami, she secured an affordable apartment in an artist community in Asbury Park.

At nearly 70, our heroine ditched her teal-doored, tire-swung, 20-year moneypit after her son fled to Orlando, realizing her house only paid lip service to freedom while drowning her in debt. She purged baby stuff and memories alike, sold the 'castle', and paid for a Brazilian cosmetic dentist—host-parent to a former exchange student—to fix her teeth cheaper than any U.S. shop. Post dental makeover, she jetted off to Rio for a confidence reboot before snagging a cruise photographer gig via an algorithm stalking her online. After passing Seafarer medical hobnobbing, she worked seasick on a luxury ship, traded windowless cabins for radiant sunsets, and landed an artsy affordable apartment in Asbury Park during injury recovery, proving sometimes selling your house means buying yourself a new identity and a helluva smile.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 1/18/2026 | Author: Sue Barr