Japan’s Surgeons Go Extinct, Cancer Treatment Needs Group Hug
Japan’s health ministry panel just dropped the ultimate medical mic drop: consolidate cancer surgeries and radiotherapies because, brace yourself, the number of surgeons is literally dwindling. The panel cited the "dwindling number of surgeons in Japan" as the main reason, effectively turning hospitals into the world's most morbid group projects. It’s like the medical version of 'Survivor,' where surgeons are voted off the island by sheer burnout and scarcity. Looks like cancer care in Japan might get more efficient or just really crowded—either way, bring your patience and your popcorn.
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When your surgeons are playing hide-and-seek so well you have to mash cancer treatments together like a terrible remix. Japan’s healthcare just dropped the ultimate collab album: Surgery & Radiotherapy, feat. Dwindling Staff.
Japan’s shrinking surgeon squad got so small even cancer treatment had to RSVP to a group therapy session. Surgeon shortage or new horror thriller? You decide.
Consolidating cancer treatments in Japan because surgeons are disappearing faster than your favorite limited-edition sneakers. At least teamwork makes the tumor dream work?
Source: Japantimes | Published: 7/25/2025 | Author: Unknown
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