County Deputies Let Pizza Delivery Guard Nancy’s Porch Like It’s Fortnite
KEY POINTS
- •Nancy Guthrie disappeared six months ago at night from her Arizona home without suspects or leads.
- •Pima County deputies mishandled the crime scene, allowing public and delivery drivers access to critical evidence.
- •Savannah Guthrie, her daughter and Today co-host, has publicly pleaded for anyone with info to come forward.
Six months post-midnight abduction of Nancy Guthrie from Arizona, the mystery remains thicker than Pima County’s pizza crust. Amid dried blood on her porch treated like a roadside diner chalkboard, deputies debated kidnap vs lost while a search plane napped till dusk waiting on a surveillance-certified deputy (because tech upgrades have bosses too). Nancy’s daughter, Today co-host Savannah Guthrie, heart-pleaded for clues with the finesse of demanding Amazon delivery times, urging anonymous tips and dangling hopeful rewards. Meanwhile, the FBI claims it’s playing co-pilot while the sheriff’s department holds the keys, all as the public binge-watches this “true crime” saga unfold slower than a buffering livestream.
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(1 of 3)When the grocery delivery crew can roam your crime scene but trained deputies can’t operate a plane, maybe it’s time for Uber to fix policing.
If dried blood on your porch gets more foot traffic than a new TikTok dance, you might wanna rethink your detective work.
Watching the FBI say ‘we helped when we were asked’ while cops debate ‘lost or kidnapped?’ feels like the worst group project ever.
Source: Axios | Published: 8/2/2026 | Author: Mike Allen
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