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American Tourist Saves Thousands, Traffic Jams Interstate For Flowers Instead

American Tourist Saves Thousands, Traffic Jams Interstate For Flowers Instead
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  • Bernadette Rankin visited the Skagit Valley Tulip Festival in Washington in 2024 to avoid the cost and timing of traveling to the Netherlands.
  • She paid $15 plus tax for admission at RoozenGaarde, the largest participating farm with about 200 tulip types, and did not visit the other three smaller farms.
  • Rankin enjoyed the patchwork of brightly colored tulip fields and a wooden Dutch windmill replica, fully immersing herself in the festival that runs a month each year.

Bernadette Rankin, apparently allergic to European airfare, swapped the Netherlands for Northwest Washington's Skagit Valley Tulip Festival in 2024, dropping a mere $15 plus tax for a no re-entry RoozenGaarde ticket. This farm boasts 200 tulip types, perfectly curated behind green hedges like a floral fortress for $12–$23. She swore off the other three farms, all charging nearly the same fee, so she marathoned tulip gazing alone. She 'slowed her excited rush,' examining petals with the intensity of a forensic botanist and admired a wooden Dutch windmill counterfeit standing proudly before her very American tulip patchwork quilt. Flowers beat European borders — and flights — any day.

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Source: Businessinsider | Published: 3/27/2026 | Author: Bernadette Rankin

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