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Europe Buys Guns, America Sells Guns, Russia Gets a Reality Check

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  • European governments increased military support to Ukraine by 67% and humanitarian aid by 59% in 2025 according to the Kiel Institute.
  • The U.S. aid stalled as Trump pushed NATO countries to buy American-made weapons and finance Ukraine’s defense themselves.
  • European leaders, including Poland's Radek Sikorski and Germany's Friedrich Merz, demand a bigger say at peace talks, citing their higher financial stake.

Four years in, the war that nixed Europe's world peace party has Europe tossing cash at Ukraine like they owe it money—67% more military aid and 59% more humanitarian backup in 2025, according to the Kiel Institute. Meanwhile, the U.S. basically hit snooze on aid, with 2025 becoming the year European patience outspent Washington’s enthusiasm, partly thanks to Trump demanding NATO pals buy American weapons (because who doesn’t love a war economy with roadside hot dogs?). Polish Foreign Minister Radek Sikorski dunked on U.S. efforts at Munich, saying "We are spending real money, whereas the U.S. is actually making money on this war." German Chancellor Friedrich Merz hosted the shade party, crediting Europe for 415,000 Russian casualties last year—yikes—and calling Europe’s newfound muscle “strategic adulthood,” not "nap time." Despite the drama, White House plays the cool kid, refusing Europe a proper seat at the negotiation table while Marco Rubio tries soothing nerves with, "we belong together." Keir Starmer called Europe a "sleeping giant," presumably after hitting snooze on the history alarm for decades.

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Source: Axios | Published: 2/19/2026 | Author: Zachary Basu