Radio Giant Fires Kyle Then Blames Him for Getting Fired
KEY POINTS
- â˘ARN officially terminated Kyle Sandilandsâ contract and cancelled the Kyle and Jackie O show on March 18, 2026.
- â˘Kyle claimed the termination was invalid and said his lawyers had informed ARN of this prior to the firing.
- â˘ARN suspended Kyle, removed Jackie, blocked his phone calls, then blamed him for the showâs collapse before firing him.
ARN has officially axed Kyle Sandilands, cancelling his iconic Kyle and Jackie O show like a really weird breakup text: 'We terminate your contract.' Kyle angrily insists itâs bunk, citing his lawyers declared this firing 'invalid' before most of us had breakfast on March 18, 2026. Drama peaked when ARN suspended Kyle, kicked Jackie out, and simultaneously blocked his phone so he couldn't even call for a âplease donât fire meâ TV moment. Finally, after handcuffing the showâs survival, ARN big-brained it by yelling, 'You didnât fix it, so youâre fired!' making corporate sabotage feel like an Olympic sport.
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(1 of 3)ARN locked Kyleâs phone then fired him for not fixing what they deliberately brokeânext theyâll fire the IT guy for the wifi crashing.
Kyle's contract got terminated for not fixing a show that ARN so rudely dismantled itâd make a toddlerâs tantrum seem mature.
ARN proves they can fire you for being powerless. Next week: firing people for breathing too loud.
Source: Theguardian | Published: 3/18/2026 | Author: Nick Visser
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