Golden Globes Fashion Police Confirm Everyone’s Still Clueless in 2026
KEY POINTS
- •The 83rd Golden Globes took place at the Beverly Hilton in Los Angeles on Sunday, January 7, 2026.
- •Kevin O’Leary accessorized heavily with two high-end watches and a ruby necklace, causing distraction.
- •Several stars like Brittany Snow, Leighton Meester, and Walton Goggins were noted for questionable outfit choices that missed the mark.
On January 7, 2026, the Beverly Hilton hosted the 83rd Golden Globes where celebrities apparently agreed that subtlety is overrated. Kevin O'Leary dressed like the entire Cartier catalogue exploded on him, donning both a Cartier Asymétrique and F.P. Journe's Chronomètre à Résonance watches simultaneously, plus a diamond ruby necklace and lapel pin—perhaps to teleport time or blind paparazzi. Brittany Snow and Ginnifer Goodwin rocked gowns that looked like fabric questions without answers, featuring shapeless hems and semi-sheer pearl chaos that overwhelmed Goodwin's petite frame. Chris Perfetti’s buttonless jacket fastened with a silver rose, making him look like a tuxedo that just gave up halfway through the first act. Leighton Meester's yellow-accented pink Miu Miu gown caused more distraction than admiration, while Jenna Ortega's black Dilara Findikoglu dress juggled so much tassel and cutout it resembled an arts and crafts reject. Walton Goggins out-Westerned the Western-style black tie with a sparkly gold blouse fit for a game show host. Amy Poehler’s black and white jumpsuit shouted 'I’m here, but also maybe napping.' Meanwhile, Pamela Anderson appeared slightly underdressed given her billowing blouse was noted as too casual. The takeaway? The 2026 Golden Globes proved no one has figured out how to dress for this circus gathering, proving we’re all terrible drivers of our own wardrobe fiascos.
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When you pack two luxury watches and a ruby necklace for a 3-hour event, it’s less Golden Globes, more Time Traveler’s Garage Sale.
Only at the 2026 Golden Globes can you find someone wearing two status-symbol watches like wristbling overkill—you ever heard of 'less is more'? Neither did Kevin O’Leary.
Watching these fashion choices is like seeing a group project where nobody agreed on a theme, so they just wore everything they owned at once.
Source: Businessinsider | Published: 1/12/2026 | Author: Samantha Grindell Pettyjohn,Amanda Krause
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