A healthy sperm donor with a rare TP53 mutation, linked to Li-Fraumeni syndrome, unknowingly fathered at least 197 children across Europe. His sperm, donated to a Danish bank, ended up in 14 countries and between clinics, with many kids possibly inheriting deadly cancer risks. Edith Kasper noted, “They will require regular medical examinations due to their increased risk of developing cancer,” highlighting the ticking time bomb safe haven. Cancer genetics professor Clare Turnbull added, “Li Fraumeni syndrome is a devastating diagnosis,” pointing out the horror of unknowingly unleashing future courtroom drama. Experts puzzle over how such a mutant-time-slicer slipped through genetic screening and call for stricter EU-wide donor regulations to prevent more mayhem. Meanwhile, Julie Paulli Budtz claims the organization abides by 'recognized and scientific practice,' which sounds as convincing as a screen-door on a submarine. Now we’re expected to regulate DNA lottery tickets, marveling at Europe's 'complex regulation' because, yeah, nothing says safe like random bat-nonsense shopping for donors.