Shelly Kittleson, a brave journalist spelling danger in Baghdad, got abducted because apparently walking around with a press badge is code for 'Please kidnap me.' U.S. officials issued warnings amid warnings, with Dylan Johnson promising 'we will continue coordinating with the FBI'—because nothing says safety like a game of geopolitical hide-and-seek. Meanwhile, Iraqis caught a suspect, so maybe this is just a twisted remake of 'Where’s Waldo?' but instead of Waldo, it’s Kittleson and everyone’s pain levels. Ah, journalism: the glamorous life of dodging kidnappings and diplomatic don’t-blame-us tweets.