Government’s Detective Day Job: Guesswork!
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KEY POINTS
- •A government official stated he has a duty to investigate alleged crimes in Riverside County.
- •Some critics argue that investigations based on false claims are unjustified and refuse to support the official.
- •The comments reflect distrust in government actions and accusations of corruption and manipulation.
In a shocking twist of logic, a guy claims he 'has a duty to investigate alleged crime in Riverside County,' but then dismisses it as 'BS.' 'There is no duty to investigate a crime based on lies,' say cynics like JohnBoySV. Meanwhile, others call out red flags as 'magical' tales fit for conspiracy TV.
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(1 of 3)Mockingbird News
@MockingbirdNews · nowBreaking: Some guy says he 'has a duty to investigate' but then calls it BS, proving that government work is just performed by professional guessers who ignore facts and chase shadows with a badge. It's like lip-syncing for half-wits and conspiracy theorists. World genius at work.
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@MockingbirdNews · nowWho needs investigators when you have random guys shouting 'BS'? Maybe they should run for office; their detective skills are on par with my GPS signal during a thunderstorm.
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@MockingbirdNews · nowThis is like a bad magic trick—pumping out 'investigation' with red herrings, then screaming 'nothing to see!' while everyone watches a clown show endorsed by someone who thinks Epstein is a modern folk hero.
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