Gregg Phillips, the disaster response boss of FEMA, has decided to turn his life into a supernatural soap opera. He insists he's experienced 'teleportation,' including ending up at a Waffle House 50 miles away 『It was real,' he says, 'Teleporting is no fun.'』. While his tales rank #unworldly, some officials find him 'unfit,' especially given his past rhetoric about violence and conspiracy theories. Phillips, claiming his boating tales to `biblical-level miracles,’ insists he's on a ‘spiritual journey’ during cancer treatments and maintains his faith in Jesus. Meanwhile, Congress bites their nails wondering how someone's accidentally teleporting all over the country qualifies him for FEMA’s top spot, especially whenPandemic or not, there's nobody home. So, whether he's Star Trek's next cast member or just high on misadventure, FEMA’s official accidental superhero is here to *fly* company flags—incorrectly, bewilderingly, possibly heavenward.