Attorney General Pam Bondi is set to testify about Jeffrey Epstein case files, but instead of the traditional oath, she gets a transcribed interview. House Democrats are fighting to hold her accountable, citing legal obligations, while Republicans label it all ‘theater.’ Democrat Garcia calls it ‘effective,’ but Republicans just see ‘drama Queens’ like it’s the latest Netflix series. As the committee love triangle unfolds, everyone talks empty brinkmanship while actual justice takes another backseat, proving Congress can turn even serious scandals into circus acts. Bondi's lawyer seems to think she's playing hide and seek. She’s dragging her feet, Republicans whine about precedent, and Democrats are cheering like they found one more bridge to burn suspiciously.