Zuckerberg’s AI Manifesto: The ‘I Quit, But Stay’ Plan
Meta has quietly admitted defeat in the AI arms race, with Mark Zuckerberg's 'personal superintelligence' manifesto essentially waving the white flag. After pushing Meta AI assistant across nearly everything for a year, it's clear: 'Meta has given up on trying to beat ChatGPT at its own game.' Instead of racing headlong, Zuck's vision feels like telling AI, 'I’ll play chess but only on checkers rules.' This subtle pivot is probably the tech equivalent of showing up to fight Mike Tyson with mittens.
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When you can’t beat ChatGPT, create 'personal superintelligence'—AKA Meta’s polite way of saying, 'We surrender, but let’s look deep and meaningful while doing it.'
Meta’s AI race strategy: sprint forward, realize you’re in quicksand, then announce a mindfulness retreat. Genius or graceful surrender? Spoiler: It’s neither.
Mark Zuckerberg’s brainchild 'personal superintelligence' sounds like the name of an AI that politely refuses to compete because it’s busy updating its status.
Source: Theverge | Published: 8/2/2025 | Author: Alex Heath
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