CEO’s Power Grab: Reorg Kills Old Guard, Saves No Souls
In what experts are calling the biggest leadership makeover in twenty years, the CEO pulled the rug out from underneath longtime acolytes like a kid who just discovered Jenga. This grand reorg tossed seasoned veterans overboard faster than a leaky lifeboat in a storm, leaving only fresh faces and confused middle managers. Sources say trust was replaced with a color-coded org chart that screams '2024!'. Oh, and nobody got a memo – the gossip mill is working overtime, proving this reorganization felt less like strategy and more like a surprise party where nobody wants to celebrate. If chaos was a corporate KPI, this CEO just got promoted for excellence.
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So let me get this straight: the CEO wrecked decades of loyalty with a reorg so brutal, even the office plants are dying of confusion? It’s like firing your entire chess team before learning the moves. Bravo!
Watching this CEO's reorg is like seeing your grandma try to program a VCR: everyone is bewildered, but somebody insists this is 'the future.'
New CEO's leadership shuffle is basically corporate musical chairs, except most seats disappeared and the music is just awkward silence.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/29/2025 | Author: Hannah Murphy, Cristina Criddle, and George Hammond, Financial Times
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