ICE Chooses Motel 6 for Next-Gen Detention Expansion
Instead of building shiny new jails Ă la futuristic dystopia, ICE has chosen the scenic route of reopening old facilities to manage its overflow crisis. It's like the government saying, 'Why buy new jail shoes when those million-dollar rusty kicks still fit?' Renovations breeze past red tape faster than a TikTok trend, proving that when you want a spike in detention beds, recycling dreary dorms is the go-to move. Sources divulge that this strategy bypasses the decades-long construction delays - basically putting comfy back into condemned. Our federal friends must be lowkey hoping these spaces donât ghost-vanish like budget lines or sanity in Congress.
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ICE wants more space so badly itâs dusting off old detention centers faster than you refresh your inbox for Ghost of 2020 emails. When in doubt, renovate the horror showâthey call it efficiency, I call it nostalgia for horrible decisions.
Building new detention centers takes forever, so ICE is just resuscitating old ones like weird zombie real estate. Next up: haunted ICE edition.
Nothing screams forward progress like leasing a time machine to 1995 jails. ICE's new plan is less New Year, more rerun on repeat.
Source: Themarshallproject | Published: 8/29/2025 | Author: Shannon Heffernan
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