Adult YouTubers Declare Immortal Toddler Status To Block Age Checks
In a shocking turn of events, adult YouTubers are fiercely defending their 'childish viewing habits' to prevent AI age verification. Sources report some creators claiming, 'Put simply, we simply adore videos meant for under-12s,' while opposing algorithms threatening their beloved cartoons and slime videos. Experts confirm that this unprecedented fight has sparked what insiders call 'The Great Crayon Rebellion,' with producers demanding 'eternal youth streaming rights.' Industry insiders reveal negotiations involve diplomatic cake-sharing and doodle battles, proving adults will do anything to stay in kid mode and avoid AI age police.
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Nothing says 'mature content creator' like declaring yourself a legally ageless toddler to escape AI's watchful eye. Can't wait for their next video: finger painting 101 for baby boomers.
Turns out the ultimate secret to eternal online relevance is refusing to grow up—AI? More like AI can't tell me I'm not a 5-year-old!
Watching adult YouTubers revolt against AI age checks is like seeing a toddler throw a tantrum because broccoli exists—except the broccoli is an algorithm.
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/12/2025 | Author: Ashley Belanger
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