YouTube Pays Trump Millions for White House Ballroom Upgrade
In a headline that sounds like a reality TV spin-off, YouTube has coughed up tens of millions of dollars to Donald Trump to settle pre-inauguration lawsuits—because apparently lawsuits pay better than ad revenue. This cash infusion is earmarked not for a new social media project or charity, but to fund a brand-new ballroom at the White House. Yes, the place where diplomats usually awkwardly sip mediocre champagne is about to get a Trump-sized upgrade. Nothing says presidential diplomacy like tech giants cutting fat checks to embroiled ex-presidents pre-return-to-power. The timeline remains fuzzy, but the irony? Immeasurable.
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YouTube throwing tens of millions at Trump to fix old lawsuits just so he can jazz up the White House ballroom sounds like the plot twist for a Trump-themed episode of Black Mirror. Meanwhile, all we get here is buffering and ads we can’t skip.
Tech giant pays ex-president millions so White House parties can be extra classy—proof that America’s biggest platform prefers alimony over algorithm upgrades.
Who knew settling lawsuits with YouTube cash could fund the ultimate glow-up for the White House ballroom? At this rate, the Oval Office might need its own influencer manager.
Source: Feeds | Published: 9/29/2025 | Author: Bobby Allyn
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