Early Decision: Stay In Class, Launch Startups, Avoid Dropouts
In a dazzlingly modern twist, the accelerator program has rolled out a new 'Early Decision' application track tailored for that rare unicorn: students who dream of starting their own companies without the messiness of dropping out. Yes, rebels can now juggle textbooks and term sheets simultaneously—launching startups without offending professors or attendance policies. This innovative track promises to unite the academic grind and entrepreneurial spirit in a barely believable act of multitasking wizardry. Because nothing says 'future CEO' like balancing lectures on economics while coding your Series A pitch. It’s the perfect solution for everyone avoiding the awkward ‘sorry, I left school’ conversation.
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Why choose between college and startup when Early Decision lets you human-hybrid the whole bewildering circus? Because who doesn’t want to feast on stress and sleep deprivation dressed as ambition?
Early Decision: where you can ignore sleeping and social life with the academic seal of approval. The student-startup hamster wheel just got an official upgrade.
Who needs dropout drama when you can sandwich startup chaos between midterms and potlucks? Early Decision, because multitasking nightmares are the new success stories.
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 9/24/2025 | Author: Tage Kene-Okafor
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