Elon's Lawyer Quits to Parent Toddlers, Not Lawsuits
Robert Keele stepping down as xAI's head of legal after just over a year is less about burn out and more 'I want to spend more time with my children,' he said. He also noted 'daylight between our worldviews' with Elon Musk, who hasnât bothered replying. Apparently legal drama doesnât hold a candle to toddler tantrums.
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(1 of 3)When your boss is Elon Musk, sometimes âspending time with your toddlersâ just means escaping the legal chaos he stirs up. #Priorities
So Robert Keele leaves Elon Muskâs xAI after a year because toddlers are easier to negotiate with than Elon. Fair play.
Elon Muskâs legal head says goodbye, choosing diapers over delusions. âDaylight between our worldviewsâ sounds like a polite way to say âIâm out.â
Source: Techcrunch | Published: 8/8/2025 | Author: Connie Loizos
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