Wyze Palm Lock: Wave Your Hand, Question Your Freedom
Wyze has unleashed the Palm Lock at $129.98, a swipe-left for your door powered by infrared vein scanningābecause forehead sweat just wonāt cut it. This $130 marvel outsmarts the $359.99 Philips Deadbolt by recognizing veins, not fingerprintsābecause apparently fingers are too mainstream. Forgot your gloves? No worries, you can still stab in a code, use a key, or summon your phoneās divine intervention via Wi-Fi and Alexa. With dual rechargeable batteries (one lasts 6 months, the other hangs on for 2), a USB-C port for emergency juice, and a chirping gyroscope to nag you if you leave the door open, Wyze pretty much turned freedom into a high-tech, battery-operated inconvenience. Meanwhile, real Americans are scratching their heads wondering when our founding fathers signed off on unlocking with veins instead of an eagleās cry.
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Only in America could your door need a $130 vein scanner, dual batteries, Alexaās approval, and a chiming gyroscope just to protect your freedom from common sense.
Back in my day, we opened doors with a key, not a Wi-Fi-connected robotic vein whisperer that nagged like a helicopter parent.
When the founding fathers said 'life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness,' Iām pretty sure they didnāt mean 'batteries required and voice control enabled.'
Source: Theverge | Published: 9/16/2025 | Author: Andrew Liszewski
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