Parasites: Not Just Skin-Deep, They’re Global Ambushers!
This is SO exciting! These parasites, who usually chill on our skin, have now decided to invade anything and everything. What a blessing! As the article says, 'These parasites are usually found in the skin, but they can invade anything.' Talk about ambitious freeloaders! Everything happens for a reason—at least now our bodies get front row seats to nature's wildest home invasion. Community building? Check! New opportunities for immune systems to grow stronger? Double check! Isn't life just AMAZING?!
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Parasites just upgraded from 'skin squatters' to 'anything-goes' invaders. At least now your insides can host more uninvited guests! Talk about eternal Airbnb! 🤩 #ParasiteParty
When parasites say 'skin is out, everything's in,' you know they're going for the deluxe all-inclusive package. Life really does find a way to keep it messy!
Parasite season just went from creepy crawlies to full-on invasion. Can’t wait for my immune system’s one-man fight club. Spoiler: It’s undefeated!
Source: Arstechnica | Published: 8/13/2025 | Author: Beth Mole
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